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there is something really fucked up looking about charlie kirk like he gives me uncanny valley like the damn polar express and i cant fucking tell why

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HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

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a milkshake to summon the boys and a cold one to bind them

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Have you ever looked at yourself and been like nope

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cool blog: [follows me]

me: ok but are u aware that i am a massive fucking disappointment

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LOOΠΔ “Butterfly” x Eduard Steinbrück “The Birth Of Venus”

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weed guy texted me “loud” and nothing else

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nail polish is goblincore bc you can make your fingernails colorful and sparkly and also you can hoard the bottles which are colorful and make good clacking sounds

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finding out the americans have their own completely different boring dennis the menace has been fucking wild

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tonight we will be dining on my finest china

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“stop saying youre gay, youre dating a boy”

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it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

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