"i need to sleep on this bench, ride out this high, and eat some popcorn." pipe down: we're here for a very special offering of our spirits in unison. i lock hands with yours, we dive into the floor. when we reach the core we stomp some more. out of body from morning to night. slide like a lizard, bark with the crowd. eyes dilated dark to the grass. EVERYBODY says i'm busted and blue i feel better when i don't need that. everybody gonna funk the night.
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*clenches fist* my theme makes bigger gifs look funny.
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@lcnewclff
“is there a reason why you keep starin’ at me like that..??”
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@bwiitched
“hey --- you wouldn’t happen to know of any places that are hiring, do you??”
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@kori-aka-starfire
“‘scue me,” the worlds came out slurred together. his cheeks burned and he played with his fingers to calm himself down. “i -- i think you dropped that.”
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sullivanmock:
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BOLD what applies to your muse.
PLACE IN SOCIETY
financial: wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty.
medical: fit / moderate / sickly / disabled / disadvantaged.
class or caste: upper / middle / working / slave / unsure.
education: qualified / unqualified / studying.
criminal record: yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / no.
FAMILY
married - happily / married - unhappily / engaged or betrothed / partnered / single / divorced / separated.
has a child or children / has no children / wants children.
close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no siblings / sibling(s) is deceased.
orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parent(s).
TRAITS + TENDENCIES
extroverted / introverted / in between.
disorganized / organized / in between.
close minded / open-minded / in between.
calm / anxious / in between.
disagreeable / agreeable / in between.
cautious / reckless / in between.
patient / impatient / in between.
outspoken / reserved / in between.
leader / follower / in between.
empathetic / unemphatic / in between.
optimistic / pessimistic / in between.
traditional / modern / in between.
hard-working / lazy / in between.
cultured / un-cultured / in between
loyal / disloyal / in between.
faithful / unfaithful / unknown.
BELIEFS:
monotheist / polytheist / atheist / agnostic.
belief in ghosts or spirits: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.
belief in an afterlife: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.
belief in reincarnation: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.
belief in aliens: yes / no / don’t know / don’t care.
religious: orthodox / liberal / in between / not religious.
philosophical: yes / no.
SEXUALITY + ROMANTIC INCLINATION
heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual.
sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favourable.
romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favourable.
sexually: adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious.
potential sexual partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.
potential romantic partners: male / female / agender / other / none / all.
ABILITIES
combat skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.
literacy skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
artistic skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
technical skills: excellent / good / moderate / poor / none.
HABITS
drinking alcohol: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
smoking: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
other narcotics: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
medicinal drugs: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
indulgent food: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
splurge spending: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
gambling: never / sometimes / frequently / to excess.
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“ mike jaundice. what’s up, guys. i have to start off?? [ i feel like this is out of character for me to start off. ] i’m a junior in high school. i’m kind of lonely. i don’t really have too many friends. it’s .. kind of hard for me to live life. i’m a lonely person. i don’t have much going on in my life. uh, my dad is dead. my mom, she uh, she fucks around. i try to stay out of my house. i move about, visit the mall every so often to clear my mind. i am planning on getting a moving company, so be on the lookout for that. it’s we care about your package goods. that’s - that’s my name. i’m just trying to find some startup money but... it’s - i’m definitely getting there. so .. just .. maybe making a few new friends along the way .. that’s my goal. ”
Full Name: michael jaundice iv.
Nickname(s): mike, mikey, jaundice, nerd.
Age: 17-18.
Birth date: december, 19. year unknown. sometime in the eighties.
Ethnicity: white.
Gender: cis-male.
Preferred Pronoun(s): he/him.
Sexual Orientation: heterosexual. bisexual; but struggling w/ sexuality..
Religion: n/a. raised catholic but now atheist.
Occupation: movie ticketer. unemployed. soon to be owner of a moving business.
Status: alive as of s1e7: dance battle of dinosaur jungle.
Fandom: cow chop / class of 198x.
Face Claim: matthew daddario.
Relationships
Parents: Mother ;; unnamed. not really any relationship. neither of them care about each other., Father ;; extremely close. he was devastated when he died..
Siblings: n/a.
Significant Other(s): n/a.
Children: n/a.
Rivals: the jocks, almost everyone that isn’t amanda, hannah, or sam.
Enemies: same as above, including the aliens.
Physical Traits
Eye Color(s): hazel.
Hair Color(s): back.
Height: 6′4′‘
Weight: 244 lb.
Body Build: muscular; known as the bruiser.
Notable Physical Traits: long fingernails.
Personality
Usual Mood/Expression: resting bitch face, usually anxious. bothered by loud noises.
Stats
Compassion: 3/10
Empathy: 4/10
Creativity: 7/10
Mental Flexibility: 5/10
Passion/Motivation: 9/10
Education: 5/10
Stamina: 8/10
Physical Strength: 10/10
Battle Skill: 6/10
Initiative: 3/10
Restraint: 4/10
Agility: 5/10
Strategy: 2/10
Teamwork: 1/10
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@amandahcss
there’s too many people here, so many faces, so many eyes, all on mike. [ they’re NOT but, the anxiety says otherwise. ] he keeps his eyes downward, not paying attention as he walks. things are different. there’s too much noise. he shoves his hands in his pockets to keep them from shaking. he looks up for a moment, then notices something familiar. -- the back of someone’s head. “’manda??” he mumbles. he clears his throat, stands up straighter, then forces his voice out louder. “---amanda??”
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hey everyone! i just woke up but i'm about to follow everyone. i'll get on my laptop and fix up my theme in about an hour but like this if you'd want a starter from mike in the meanwhile!
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help; i’m so in love with my wife that everywhere i step flowers spontaneously bloom! it’s cute but it’s not very punk rock of me
#Mike talking about his friends behind their back#( im gonna take a nap wake me up when you need me : muse )#( ghostbusters and wannabe playing at the same time : 198x )
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tag dump ----
#( im gonna take a nap wake me up when you need me : muse )#( im busy eating shit : mirror )#( puff it and pass it! : sam )#( i thought youd save it : hannah )#( cant we just shoot her instead : amanda )#( replies )#( ooc )#( boombox )#( ghostbusters and wannabe playing at the same time : 198x )#( general )#if ur reading this my blog is a wip ... let me live
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in hannah's house
Hannah: hello, people who do NOT live here
Amanda: hi
Sam: hey
Mike: hello
Hannah: i gave you guys a key for EMERGENCIES
Mike: we ran out of doritos
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