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may I have a pokemon sir

Not sure yet my stomach is still really hurting from birthing the last two 😔 will get back to you

[official-professor-oak]

(He started crying. He’s not used to this. Being robbed blind is one thing. Being held at laser pointer was one thing. Being mauled by the legendaries he held in the back was one thing. This was another. His heart broke. He tried to compose himself, so he could get the last laugh.)

Bon jovi to you, too!!!

(But Kuzco and bart were already gone, already starting their adventure. He would never succeed. Never be like his father, professor Oak Senior. He hated this. He lowered his head and cried, while the Shinx and Charmander bit at his ankles like hungry tadpoles.)

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

[official-professor-oak]

Get. Out of my poke center. You can’t hurt my feelings like that

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

[official-professor-oak]

(He sprays the pokemon with water) bad epseon!

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

[official-professor-oak]

Don’t you wanna name it something like. Normal? Spot? Or violet?

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

[official-professor-oak]

He doesn’t get along with the other pokemon at all. He’s hated all of the others he’s came into contact with. He seems to like people enough though

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

[official-professor-oak]

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

[official-professor-oak]

Alright! Here are our newest additions to the center. Do any catch your eye?

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

[official-professor-oak]

Sure thing, but isn’t he your fath—(he sees Bart shaking his head and cuts himself off) very well. Right this way. So, mr Kuzco, what are you looking for in a pokemon?

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

[official-professor-oak]

Oh? What are you doing here, bartholomew? Are your eevee and mimikyu alright?

Alright I’m home ... all I need now is to find a weapon to threaten yzma with...

[official-professor-oak]

Alright! Do any of these catch your eyes? :)

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

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[official-professor-oak]

can i get Mother of Fucking uhhhhhhh all your empty pokeballs

Sure! Here you go!

[official-professor-oak]

That's a cute name! Here's your little friend! With them you get a poke bag, complete with poke balls, poke berries, poke medicine, and my emergency phone number for if your Pokemon gets hurt!!! Have a fun adventure with your little friend!

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

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[official-professor-oak]

Of course! Do you have a name picked out for them?

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

@officialverse-ralsei @official-shane-madej @official-professor-oak

[official-professor-oak]

Hmm, alright! Do any of these catch your eyes?

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

@officialverse-ralsei @official-shane-madej @official-professor-oak

[official-professor-oak]

Sounds good!! What type of Pokemon do you want, little one? Is there animal or color you particularly want?

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

@officialverse-ralsei @official-shane-madej @official-professor-oak

[official-professor-oak]

Ahh, how sweet! A family outing, is it? Well, sounds good. What type of Pokemon do you want, little one?

Dad! We’re ready to go get Pokemon! I brought a friend so that they can get one, too!

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