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shawtycon:

IF YOU VOTED FOR ROMNEY THEN YOU DESERVE TO continue with your daily activity and enjoy your day because while i might not agree with your views that doesn’t mean its ok for me to wish you would be brutally murdered

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(Bringing out cupcakes to her fans) Selena: We went grocery shopping and we bought you guys some Halloween cupcakes. Aren’t they cute? I’m obsessed. Take one… they’re not poisonous, I promise. I got ‘em. The lady probably thought we were crazy for buying this many. 

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Conversation I heard in the club.

Shy Guy: Hey there..

Random Guy: Hey what's up?

Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.

Random Guy: Thanks dude!

Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?

Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.

Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.

Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.

Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?

Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.

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Teacher: 1 + 1 = 2

Classwork: 2 + 2 = 4

Homework: If you're flying in a jet plane across the Atlantic Ocean from your beginning point in Hawaii, how many frogs in the Amazon Rain Forest die due to the winds you create via startling a butterfly into flight due to the noise of your engine and causing it to flap its wings in just the right way to create a vortex in the air? How does the answer change if your favorite color is blue?

Quiz: Just kidding 3 + 3 = 6

Test: I give you a hamburger.

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Uh, if you guys could keep my family in your thoughts, my grandmother passed away today and everyone in my family really needs some prayers, thank you.

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So when people ask me whether being in the White House has changed my husband, I can honestly say that when it comes to his character, and his convictions, and his heart, Barack Obama is still the same man I fell in love with all those years ago … And I didn’t think it was possible, but today, I love my husband even more than I did four years ago…even more than I did 23 years ago, when we first met. I love that he’s never forgotten how he started. - Michelle Obama

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OBAMA FUCKING WON PASS IT ON

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13/∞ pictures of Taylor Swift