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Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they're also avoidant behaviors.

Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you've been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you've been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.

Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don't start working on this pile of bullshit I've let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.

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my partner doesn’t use pet names nearly as much as i do, which is very funny because i will crack my gay little knuckles and say some shit like “good morning my sun and moon, my loveliest boy, my baby my sweetheart my darling dearest” and he will reply “hello adrian”

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the "canon isn't real we make our own rules" to "i am begging you people to revisit the source material" pipeline

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kristen applebees is MY president

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Thank you for your service, king.

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JUNIOR YEAR!!! I BELIEVE IN YOU!!

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The Cat Came Back the Very Next Day...

I always thought it was interesting that most of the other transubstantiations, once they were broken, turned back into what they originally were except for Kalina. What if she was transformed back into the witch's cat she once was? And what if she just wouldn't leave Riz alone?

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everyone's all about queer subtext until it's aromantic or asexual

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your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

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“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years

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Maybe they didn’t even notice… Fuck.

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hiya folks! putting out a call looking for a beta reader for a longform deh au i’m writing based roughly on the series new girl. my ao3 handle is heterophobe. i work slowly and not usually chronologically when writing, but will submit chapters for editing chronologically, as they become ready. rough estimate of 4-10k per chapter. have a rough plan arc for 11 chapters, may extend the work into an additional arc or sequel later on.

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lonely together

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d20 goths. i do not think they would be friends. i think she would cyberbully him

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I hate it. It’s like you think I’m your daughter or something, but I’m not.

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Do you not want to have sex with anyone or just me? Anyone.

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“tits to the wind!” ♡ freckle the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo