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I get to be more free as an adult than I ever did as a child and I think more kids need to know that. as a high schooler part of what made my depression so bad was being told over and over again that it was the most carefree time of my life. while I was trapped in an abusive home + amongst bullies at school + in a body that wasn’t right for me. opportunities to be carefree don’t end when you turn 18. you can be more you than ever as an adult and that’s such a gift. I know ‘it can get better’ is an annoying thing to see over and over when you’re as trapped as I was back then. and I know that if you’re still a kid you deserve to be free right this second. but it can and will get better and this is not where life stops being interesting. promise

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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

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i used to be a green onion

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um guys, I think we need to stop waiting for ‘the right time’ and just start doing the things we want whenever because the right time’s never gonna come, and if we keep waiting it’s just gonna turn into an endless cycle

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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

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Imagine your GOAT's name being L..

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Bumping My Head Into U So Cutely Until Blood

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When my mutuals deactivate I need a cannon shot fired like in hunger games

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Please forgive me for ranting, but...I am so tired of AI. Just so tired. I don't want Microsoft Copilot, or Google Gemini, or Meta AI, or whatever other energy-sucking, water-wasting, mediocrity-spewing LLM is currently being thrust upon me. I just want to be left alone to create in peace.

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"idk i just don't think feminism has been beneficial to women" says woman who wears pants and has a high school diploma

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Hey bitches. Let’s fuck Monday hard

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Every morning I pray for a crab rave and every day the empty throne of God disappoints me

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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys

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People have actually gone no contact with their family throughout all of human history. It’s just that there are support groups and social media now. Back in the day, you moved one village over and never had to see them again. Not an epidemic, just something people do for any number of reasons.