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A small harbinger of spring.

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just learned people associate em dashes with chat gpt. Girl fuck you. You can pry em dashes from my cold dead hands. One of us is gonna have to stop using em— and it’s not gonna be me!

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ahhhh finally the weekend is beautiful and wide open ahead of me. surely this will be the weekend I finally get my whole life in order and do the twenty-seven things I've been putting off and fix my sleep schedule and make memories with friends and discover my purpose in this world. surely

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pls ignore everything I ever said I would do. Or wouldn’t do. I’m no longer a reliable narrator about my own activities.

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What?

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P*E*A*N*U*T*S for your viewing pleasure! There will be more of these, I'm already working on another with Henry and Radar!

Due to popular request, these are all available on my inprnt :]

Share this with a special old man in your life <3 (Note: you can be an old man at the ripe age of very young if you put your mind to it!)

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#raise your shields #because you’re about to get wrecked

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posting this shit on 2018 tumblr would've done numbers with people who have dyke-snufkin type urls but these days. well if you could spare abite of your watercress sandwich ill be on my way

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The Mermaid “at Home!” (1809)

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happy to report that gen α is using ‘Elon Musk’ as a derogative as of recent

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В Заводской Гардеробной | In the Factory's Changing Room;

Galina Smirnova, 1960.

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Dragon Age: Bi Panic

Call Jordan the 'Inquisitwhore' the way he's down bad for everyone.

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guy who does unboxing videos but he only talks about the boxes

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LOOK WHAT I FOUND WHILE CLEANING UP MY COMPUTER

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