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Izzy: Wtf people actually tell their crushes they like them??????

Lucius: What the hell do YOU do?

Izzy: I die? Imao what kinda question...

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On the fun side im active on Tumblr again

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Jim, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Lucius, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Stede: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Lucius: Playing systemic oppression.

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Stede : Am I going to far?

Izzy : No, no, no. You went too far about 7 hours ago. Now you’re going to prison.

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Jim: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Roach : It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

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Jim: What are your three best qualities?

Frenchi : I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

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Jim: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”.

Jim: But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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Frenchi : You call yourself my soulmate, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?

Roach : Making four accounts.

Frenchi , tearing up: Really...?

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Ed: I’m in love with you.

Izzy : We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Ed: I know.

Izzy : Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-

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Izzy : You’re alive.

Stede : No need to sound so disappointed.

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Stede, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Lucius: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Lucius: Here you go.

Stede:

Lucius:

Izzy: Why am I here?

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Buttons: All I wanna tell you is school's not important.. Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a seagull …..CAW. You know?

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Archie: Hey, I'm lesbian.

The Swede: I thought you were American.

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Lucius: Yo, how much money do you have?

Fang: 69 cents

Lucius: AYE, you know what that means?

Fang: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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At Christmas

Buttons: It's a avocadooo…

Ed that received the avocado:…thanks

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Gosth Izzy: AAH

Frenchie: Stahhp. I coulda dropped mah croissant.

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*The nigth of calypso birthday*

Ed: Luv, how are those chicken strips?

A really drunk Stede: F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS…..F%#K ya chicken strips!