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Natalia’s first screen test as Nancy💓

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♡—  imessage ¦ sofia.

sof: but i do value the opinions of my ladies. feel free to give me some ideas 🗣

sof: wow i can’t wait for that sex. i went all out on lingerie. i’ll leave the party in your hands afterwards. pick a good boy to take home that night

nat: no no no, i trust your judgement, just make me look hot

nat: oh do tell? is it white? leaving nothing to the imagination? ah every womans dream. oh god no, no boys for me.

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♡—  imessage ¦ sofia.

sof: to think i wouldn’t put you in something you’d look hot in... yikes

sof: but you honestly look cute in anything so it’s not gonna be a hard one

nat: i trust your taste bbyg

nat: you’ll look cuter miss bride but once you go back to your hotel for some 👉🏻👌🏻 i’ll take it from

there

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♡—  imessage ¦ sofia.

nat: honey bunny

nat: my butt better look cute in a bridesmaid dress

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All these lines are worth it to me. When you’re here, you feel like you’re a kid again and you don’t mind waiting 45 minutes for a fun ride! This hotel has the coolest bar, lets do it!

Oh totally, riding the dumbo ride again and again, but I’m fighting kids for the front of the line, always. Yes! thank god you can go out again, I missed having you around when it came to the best bars.

Are you having fun?? I’ve barely seen you this whole trip except one time at the pool. I hope you’re living your best life and you have no weirdos who call you Nancy

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I really hate your boyfriend, you mean to tell me this fully grown ass man went out IN PUBLIC in velcro shoes and a cycling one piece with a band shirt? I know people start to dress comfortably when they’re comfortable in a relationship but damn girl, why’d you let him leave the house like that? No one deserved to see that. @mayathawke​​

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Natalia got to Disney a little earlier, she had some time through her schedule to actually arrive on time for once, already making herself comfortable and laying down. Sure, she already checked out the mini bar, it was the first thing she did. Sipping on a glass of wine as she figured out her outfit for the morning, she heard the door open and quickly put her glass down, a smile on her face. "Hi!" She chirped.

Meryl had been in LA so it was a bit of a flight to get over here. She had got her room key and headed to the room she was in. Pulling her luggage along behind her, she finally reached the room. Putting the key in, she opened the door. Making her way in, she glanced around. She placed her luggage to one side and sat down. She wouldn’t wait to see her room mate when she arrived.

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𝓓𝓔𝓐𝓡: 𝒩𝒜𝒯𝒜𝐿𝐼𝒜

my big day is coming up and i couldn’t walk down the aisle without my chaotic bitch by my side to make sure i don’t look like an absolute mess. what do you say, girl? will you be my bridesmaid? (CARD)

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You know, I can go incognito well in this place, no one recognises me under the big alien from toy story hat! Hell yeah girl, Space Mountain has taken most of my time, mostly lining up but so worth it! What about you? I miss you, come find me by the bar later. 

Are you having fun?? I’ve barely seen you this whole trip except one time at the pool. I hope you’re living your best life and you have no weirdos who call you Nancy

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@strangerwriters Natalia in the Upside Down

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He would get roasted for sure, it would be the most iconic thing but also really cool. I feel bad for you because you have to share half your closet with him, imagine having all those labels then looking over at pairs of jeans that look like they’re from goodwill. The fact that man wears Dolce, Gucci or VSL in public but then dresses like Oscar the grouch elsewhere, false advertising. Good plan, he wouldn’t suspect a thing.

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Yup! It’s like he’s just trying to get back at me now for telling him Bowie ate his boots. Yeah well I fell for this idiot before I knew his shoe game was seriously lacking! This is what happens when he doesn’t have the costume team dressing him everyday on set. Lesbians have it made, their partners are at least well dressed and cute!

Sneaky, maybe he needs to get the guys from Queer Eye to seriously give him a wakeup call because that boy is a fashion disaster. When he has people dress him, he looks okay but without supervision, he’s a whole mess! 

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He’s not holding me hostage, this isn’t some kind of stockholm syndrome!  I got rid of his ugly boots last week but I can’t keep throwing out all of his shoes. I’m afraid what he’ll buy when he runs out of these ugly shoes. He’s like a toddler, if I pick it he hates it and won’t wear it.  You should know this by now!

So you got rid of one ugly pair and he gets another? I don’t know about you but I like my men to have taste, good taste not ew that looks like it’s been out in the gutter for months taste. Yeah, then when he picks his own clothes he will pick something that doesn’t match or flatter, why are men like this?

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Oh shut up, I’m not trapped in his grasp ever. I can go an go whenever I want. I am going to Orlando though and at this rate I might leave Joe and his clogs at home with the girls. I’m afraid of what he’d wear around the park now. 

If he’s holding you at ransom let me know, I will get you outta there! Oh my god his CLOGS? shit, I saw those things and I hate him, burn them please, oh my god I laughed for so long. Please pick his clothes out for him from now on.

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I have decorations thank you very much, they’re just not plants. Oh yay, thanks for spoiling our wedding present. I got it, Tinder for plant people, it should work, right?

Calm down don’t think a fifty buck plant is your only gift, I keep the element of surprise my dude. Oh god, that’s actually not a bad idea, but all the cute plant guys are probably hiding their plant obsession, which is terribly sad for me.

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Hey honey pie, are you coming to Orlando or are you trapped in Keerys grasp that you’re not gracing me with your presence? Blink twice if you need help. @mayathawke​