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@undenicblydead

“ Hear me out. “

“ A savory french fry pie. “

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don’t let me go//let me go.

for the painful part .

“please… i’m scared.”

“i need you to say it —”

“please say you love me”

“don’t let go”

“don’t give up on me”

“don’t give up on us”

“please call me back”

“i never meant for this to happen”

“i didn’t — intend to say that”

“no! you got it all wrong” 

“i—”

“please… please don’t leave me”

“you can’t — mean that…”

“why are you saying all this?!”

“what does that mean!?”

“why are you — telling me this now —”

“what… ? i don’t… understand?”

“was it – something i said…?”

“was it – something i did…?”

“please, talk to me.”

“please – tell me what’s wrong”

“please, please just  — listen to me!”

“that’s not what i said!”

“what i meant was (…)”

“are you – leaving me…?”

“you – … no — not you too, no, please…”

“you’re all i have – please don’t do this…”

for the also painful part.

“i think it’s best if we stop here.”

“i had fun but – i just can’t do this anymore.”

“i don’t feel the same way you do.”

“it’s — it’s not you, it’s me and… i don’t love you.”

“it’s over, okay?”

“i have to end this now before it escalates into you being hurt.”

“this isn’t easy for me either, but we’re just — different.”

“we’re not at the same page right now, I can’t do this.”

“i can’t live like this anymore.”

“i can’t do this anymore.”

“it feels fake from my side. i can’t lie to you anymore.”

“i don’t want to hurt you anymore.”

“i said that… it’s over.”

“i need a break. we need a break…”

“we have to stop, please.”

“i can’t give you want you want. i’m sorry.”

“i’m sorry.”

“i’m sorry i wasted your time.”

“i don’t love you, i never did —”

“we’re just not meant to be, okay?”

“this is not meant to be.”

“i need to leave.”

“you have to let me go.”

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IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

are u sure? like are u really sure? have u seen me? u did not think this through

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nowheretoday:

                    there goes the eye roll. exaggerated and very obvious for her to see, a childish gesture followed by a deep and suffering sigh.   ❝ you can be so dramatic sometimes. honestly, i won’t DIE from a bit of cold. plus, my hands are always cold anyway              it suits my personality, don’t you think ? ❞   a pause. then there’s a flicker of cheekiness on oscar’s features as he nudges jenny with his shoulder. the next word a crime in itself.   ❝ chill. ❞

“ Pneumonia comes from a cold. Do you want pneumonia? Didn’t think so. “ She’s grinning despite herself, unable to help the happiness that tends to come from being around Oscar. “ Oh yeah. Cold and depressing with no feelings, that’s you. “ She pauses at the word, letting it sink in before she bursts into laughter. “ Oh my god that was awful. “

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nowheretoday:

                    ❝ there REALLY was no need for you to call me out on my ugliness, sunshine. but thanks, i appreciate the honesty, ❞   he’s in no way offended, granting her the most irritating and annoying grin he can muster. if anything, this sort of conversation makes it a lot easier for him to NOT be a human disaster. joking around has been hard for a while, but he’s slowly getting used to it again. of course that means he has to make sure jenny stays alive.    ❝              have you seen a doctor yet ? ❞

“ Of course it’s all hella photoshopped anyways so really who cares. “ It’s almost startlingly easy to fall back into the rhythm that her and Oscar has. It’s a lot of teasing insults and jokes that have someone built themselves into something resembling a genuine friendship. “ No. “ Seeing a doctor would require her to get up and seeing as she doesn’t have a car and doesn’t plan on UBER-ing herself to the hospital it’s out of the question for the moment. “ Wasn’t really planning on it. “

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three word starters

“i’ll do it.”

“please just don’t.”

“i hate you.”

“i love you.”

“you love me?”

“please stop it.”

“i can’t breathe.”

“just go away.”

“you’re an ass.”

“you’re a bitch.”

“don’t leave me!”

“don’t walk away.”

“stay with me.”

“i’m begging you…”

“for fucks sake…”

“clean this up!”

“please kiss me.”

“get off me!”

“you are despicable.”

“are you okay!?”

“don’t do this.”

“please shut up.”

“are you drunk?”

“don’t forget me.”

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birdsabove:

The only reason Lilja is there, is because she’s been sent on a mission to browse through a bunch of history books. Anything she ever does is always because she’s been told to. And that’s okay. But when she sees someone laying down like that, she can’t help but stop and investigate. “Do you need help?”

“ If you wouldn’t mind. “ This ranks as one of the most embarrassing moments of her life so far. She’s half tempted to stay here to hide the blush that’s threatening to take over her face. “ You’re the first person to stop. “

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@pcssibilities

“ You want some pie? “ She’s honestly exhausted and she’s fairly certain it shows on her face. Sleep’s been evading her recently, a problem she’s yet to be able to solve. “ We’ve got a-” She interrupts her sentence to yawn, taking a moment to get herself back on track. “ We’ve got a list of specials if you want to hear them ? “

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@birdsabove

“ I recognize that this looks weird. “ She’s literally face down in the library, face smushed into the beanbag as foot traffic moves around her. “ I tripped and then it was comfortable and honestly it’s really hard to get up from here. “

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      “Yeah, go ahead. Stage’s all yours.” He smiled, moving away from his spot, as if he were really welcoming her on top of a stage. “What’re you going to sing?”

Eyes widen for a moment. She hadn’t really planned on singing in front of anyone and the idea of it is stressing her out more than she’d like to admit. “ Um..Fall Out Boy? “

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rock is not about being PERFECT.  rock is not about the RULES.  rock is not about getting good GRADES.  haven’t i taught you guys anything?

                    rock is about STICKING IT TO THE MAN!

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.”

“Do you want me to leave?”

“You are not going without me.”

“I can’t believe you!”

“I swear it won’t happen again.”

“What did you say?”

“I’m not jealous.”

“You’re jealous, aren’t you?”

“We can’t keep doing this.”

“Are you sure this is legal?”

“Isn’t this amazing?”

“I’m going to take care of you, okay?”

“Stay the night. Please.”

“You can’t die. Please don’t die.”

“Run away with me.”

“You did WHAT?”

“Quit whining.”

“Get outta my sight!”

“Why are you so annoying?”

“Were you ever going to tell me?”

"Never in a million years.”

“Don’t ask me that…”

“I might have had a few shots.”

“What’s with the box?”

“W- What are you doing?”

“Say it!”

“I could kiss you right now!”

“Are you done with that?”

“What’s going on here?”

“Stop pinning this on me! You started it!”

“It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”

“Did you do this on purpose?!”

“Kiss me.”

“Are you still awake..?”

“Excuse you?”

“This is all your fault!”

“I can’t believe you dragged me into this.”

“Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”

“I shouldn’t be in love with you!”

“It’s not fair!”

“I could kill you right now!”

“Knock it off!”

“Screw you!”

“You’re a complete moron!”

“I love this song!”

“I can’t be in love with you!”

“Make me.”

“Don’t tempt me.”

“I hate you.”

“You are infuriating!”

“Just shut up already.”

“That doesn’t even make sense.”

“Bite me.”

“Eat me.”

“Kiss my ass.”

“Just admit I’m right.”

“Just admit you’re wrong.”

“You are being ridiculous!”

“That’s irrational.”

“Listen to me!”

“That’s not what I meant and you know it.”

“Don’t yell at me.”

“That’s it. End of discussion.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“You shouldn’t have said that.”

“Fuck you!”

“Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.”

“How dare you?”

“I dare you!” 

“It’s you, it’s always been you.” 

“Well this is awkward…”

“Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?”

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.”

“I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.”

“You know what I like most about people? Pets.”

“Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?”

“What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”

“I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.”

“Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.”

“Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.”

“Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?”

“Can I touch your boob?”

“It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.”

“You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?”

“Give me cake or give me death.”

“On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?”

“You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?”

“Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.”

“Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.”

“No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.”

“When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!”

“If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?”

“I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.”

“What have I told you about the toilet seat?”

“I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.”

“I vote today to be a pajama day.”

“You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.”

“I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.”

“I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.”

“You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.”

“Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?”

“I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.”

“What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.”

“I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!”

“This would not happen if I had a penis!”

“That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.”

“All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.”

“I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”

“Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”

“I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”

“To the night you’ll never remember!”

“Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?”

“Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.”

“Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”

“You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”

“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”

“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.”

“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”

“You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!”

“This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“

“It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.”

“I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.”

“You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.”

“You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?”

"I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?”

“Look out where you’re going, asshole!”

“Fuck the sandwich guy!”

“I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”

“The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”

“Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”

“I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.”

“There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.”

“I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”  

“There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.”

“It’s midnight, what do you want?”

“I think I know how to use a bed.”

“If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.”

“You are completely unfit to handle a child.”

“We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.”

“Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”

“When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.”

“It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…”

“I think I’m pregnant.”

“I’m pregnant!”

“When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”

“You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”

“$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”

“Pregnancy suits you…”

“Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…”

“I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!”

“There’s someone I’d like you to meet…”

“Shh… He/she’s sleeping..”

“I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.”

“No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!”

“Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…”

“You’re so cute when you pout like that!”

“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.”

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.”

“What, does that feel good?”

“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?”

“Are you wearing my shirt?”

“You are ridiculously comfortable…”

“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”

“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”

“You’re beautiful, you know that?”

“We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?”

“These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.”

“Shooting star, make a wish.”

“It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.”

“Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.”

“Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…”

“Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?”

“Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.”

“This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?”

“Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.”

“I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?”

“They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.”

“I’m not actually feeling anything.”

“Are you getting any closer?”

“Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!”

“Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.”

“Shit sorry, am I going too fast?”

“Wow, you’re hot.”

“Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Hey, I’m open minded.”

“Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.”

“I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.”

“I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?”

“I see someone’s happy to see me.”

“I saw that. You just checked me out.”

“You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.”

“Take off your clothes.”

“Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.”

“Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.”

“Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”

“If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”

“Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.”

“I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now?

[text]: Do you want to bet on that?

[text]: Guess who just got back in town.

[text]: So I might be in a hospital right now…

[text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore!

[text]: Come on, come to the party!

[text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive.

[text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up.

[text]: I call bullshit.

[text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you?

[text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship.

[text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.

[text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall.

[text] Who says no to sex and donuts?!

[text] I know what you did last summer…

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‘Focus’ (2015) Sentence Starter Pack

“Will you be my boyfriend? Just for a minute.”

“You’re not a serial killer, are you?”

“That depends, how many times does it take to get to ‘serial’?”

“The more you drink, the more you learn.”

“In that case, I am the foremost expert in Jägerbombs.”

“You know, it may be the roofies talking, but this was really fun.”

“If you had any idea what I was about to do to her… she was gonna be no good to you after that.”

“What kinda stuff we talking about?”

“Saudi bachelor party shit. R. Kelly drop cloth shit.”

“Die with the lie.”

“Then why’d you come up here if you’re so smart?”

“Professional curiosity. And I like boobs, figured it was a win-win.”

“He was so shithouse you could have taken his appendix.”

“You really should be more aware.”

“It’s a minor miracle I’m not a hooker right now.”

“Attention is like a spotlight and our job is to dance in the darkness.”

“Human behavior is very predictable.”

“You get their focus, you take whatever you want.”

“'Father’ is a very generous term.”

“Can we skip the part where I speak through thinly veiled allure and lead you to believe that there’s some Earth-shattering hump in the works?”

“There’s no Earth-shattering hump in the works?”

“No thinly veiled allure? No baby voice? No lingering eye contact? That’s all my favorite shit.”

“Does it feel sexy on your face?”

“No one looks at your hands when you got that working for you.”

“Congratulations, you’re a criminal!”

“And if you think for one second that I’m gonna let your mother talk to me like that, you’re fucking crazy! I’m a grown-ass man!”

“He uh, financed his own line of gravy.”

“You hittin’ that? You should hit that. I’d totally hit that.”

“Who was the cop with the wandering hands?”

“Who hits on a grieving widow?”

“I think we should start with oral. Just sayin’.”

“Stay juicy.”

“I’ve been in this for a really, really long time and I’ve never seen anything like you.”

“I was actually talking about the sex.”

“Oh please, there’s a thousand hoes, baby.”

“You’re just layin’ there. I’m like, come on, is this thing on?”

“There’s two kinds of people in this world. There’s hammers and there’s nails.”

“Is this a bad time to mention I don’t really like football.”

“I know my drunks.”

“I know my lechers too!”

“It’s just an expression, hard to explain. Rough translation: ‘I’m fucked’.”

“She sounds like my wife.”

“It’s crazy, I know, but it will be his fault, not yours.”

“You have got some big fucking balls.”

“Kill me later.”

“I’m the blind mouse? You’re such an asshole!”

“Now, just what part of the plan calls for trays of Appletinis? Pledging a sorority?”

“A little small on top for my taste.”

“One man’s small is another man’s perfection. It’s like breasts are subjective, opinion topics.”

“Hey, you need to put some clothes on.”

“There’s Australian people here. Just sayin’, they shipped all those people down there for a reason.”

“You don’t know me, remember?”

“Stop touching my shit, _____”

“Whatever you want, I can keep you safe.”

“I’d really like to show you all the things I’ve learned. Like how I play men. Like how I just played you.”

“I think you’re losing it, that was pathetic.”

“'I’ll keep you safe?’ What was what? Does that work? Does that get you laid?”

“You must be really turned on with all these beautiful women here.”

“Oh dear God, please never make that face again. I don’t even want to know what that means.”

“Everybody knows you’re a lesbian, it’s completely fine.”

“There’s a lazy Sunday softness to your generation. Makes me uncomfortable.”

“Sarcasm. Another pillar of your generation. You wanna tell somebody to 'fuck off’? Tell 'em to 'fuck off’.”

“With friends like you who needs luck?”

“There’s a science to getting people to trust you.”

“What’s a 'race skank’?”

“She’s been driving me crazy. Hanging around, flirting, teasing. The minute I try to get her up to my room - a headache! A period, right? The world’s longest period!”

“That time of the month. It’s like a crime scene.”

“I have Scrabble in my room.”

“I was trying to steal his watch!”

“It’s what I’m good at and I like it!”

“You did all of this to make me jealous?”

“You can’t believe I lied? Oh, that’s so rich from you.”

“You’re always lying, ____! I don’t know when you’re telling the truth.”

“Here’s the thing about lying. Fucks up all your options.”

“He is not gonna die. Probably.”

“I cannot believe you made me shoot you.”

“I like you, honey, you can take a punch.”

“And then the girl walked in.”

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“You know I’m always here for you, right?” - oscar

“ Since when did you get all sappy? “

She’s trying to deflect, trying to make a joke to avoid talking about anything serious with a quick joke and a laugh. She’s not the best at talking about herself, at talking about anything dark that lies under her general put on appearance of witty sarcasm and smiles. Some sort of side effect from her childhood probably, not that she’ll ever talk about that anyways.

It never seems to work on Oscar though. Likely because he’s tried to do the same thing to her many a time. They’re both more similar than perhaps either of them will ever admit, which has a tendency to cut both of their bullshit short every time.

“ Everybody leaves. It’s just a matter of time before you get sick of me, and you leave too. “

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“Are you sure you’re okay?” - herschel

“ I’m always okay. “

Probably not the most comforting answer. It’s not a lie just as much as it’s not the truth. She’s always okay because she forces herself to be okay, forces herself to shove any negative feelings down until she’s alone. No one’s going to want to be her friend if she gets negative, it’s a miracle anyone wants to be her friend right now.

“ Don’t worry about it. “