hi i’m mp can you guess what my special interest is right now(they/them)
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add rage to any verb.
rage stroke. rage vomit. etcetera.
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Do you think a depressed person could make these??
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wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard
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sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
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“what? no he didn’t” took me out completely
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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
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