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when you don't stop believing and holding onto this feeling, but this feeling is slipping through your fingers like sand, your belief wrung dry and as the last of it drips onto the scorched sand all you can do is fall to your knees, succumbing to the harsh heat of the earth, and only then do you wonder.

was it my belief that was not strong enough? was it the moment I so desperately clung on to?

is the midnight train going anywhere?

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slimy greasy mf

he looks like he fell in a vat of old car oil

I wanted to keep his casual style while leaning more into the fancy better then you rich mf vibe the fandom seemed to give him.

He would throw your dog into oncoming traffic for a laugh.

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squishies for when you need a nap

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Sometimes you see tma fanarts and if you don't know the podcast you'd think it's an office romcom about a librarian with gender dysphoria and a love for vintage aesthetics who finally masters the courage to dress how they feel and find support from their workmates: a nerd with a crush the size of the sun, a bisexual disaster, and the Only Sane One™ who, for some reason looks like a different person in every fanart.

There's also the creepy Victorian slut boss who seems awfully invested in Jon's coming out journey, and a very gender door.

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I'm crying bc this it so accurate to the first season 😭😭

abhsjdkkf i've been pestering my friend to listen to tma. honestly pretty accurate description of the first season

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glitchy man

forgor to post this

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i won't say I saw it coming but my paranoia paid off

Everyone: Please please please don't write your books in Google Docs. Frankly don't use Google Drive for personal stuff.

Their terms of service say they take down stuff like content related to terrorism and trafficking, but this Google Sheet was literally a list of movies I'd watched this year and books I'd read.

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ain't no way they're trying to take away my right for looking at boobies >:[

Just to clarify, there's a bill that would STOP credit card companies from controlling who's allowed to spend money on porn or "risque" (read: queer) content. If you don't think big business should be able to tell you what to spend your own damn money on, call your senators and reps to let them know! It's the Fair Access to Banking Act, H.R.987 in the House, S.410 in the Senate.

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"nothing is real atoms never touch each other youve never touched anything in your life" ok. well when i pet my dog he is soft and when he licks my hand it is wet and that is far more real to me than whatevers going on at an atomic level

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Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

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OMFG I'M??? OBSESSED!!???!!!!??

combining two of my favorite thing (mermaids and tma) into ONE??? how have I not thought of this before 😭😭😭😭

Some messy crack mermaid au doodles. Jon and Sasha are cryptozoologists. Jon doesn’t believe in Bigfoot

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Listening to good music is like having an orgasm. Not explicating further

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the purest form of serotonin is when a cat looks at u and u go like “what?” and it meows at u

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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Me, watching my kitten hold still for a suspiciously long time: Ollie, are you peeing on my floor?

Ollie: Not

Me: Are you sure?

Ollie, grunting through time and space to push out a chocolate mcmuffin wider than he is tall: Not

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JAJSIEJAODNWOD HELLO???? HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT??????

How I painted Star Shower~ I really love painting transparent materials, there's just something so fun about the way light reflects and refracts ✨