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Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

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im hot

H ard to love O bnoxious T errible

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Kirby is in tumblr jail for not wearing any clothes

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DO NOT KISS BIRDS

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why is this the funniest thing i’ve ever watched please watch this IM ROLLINGGG

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Please, read till the end! I loved this story. So great. I laughed, I cried, I shit my pants. This needs to be shared. This is exactly what you need on the eve of Halloween

lol this is like the only time you want a white lady calling the cops

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like. either fix my boredom or come take these scissors from me lol

not that anyone cares, but I’m at the point in my life where whenever I get bored I do something that usually professionals do

1.) cut my hair three separate times in under two weeks, taking at least an inch off each time

2.) just had to talk myself out of piercing my own ears and nose because I’m bored again but I firmly believe that in like four days I’m going to do it anyways

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not that anyone cares, but I'm at the point in my life where whenever I get bored I do something that usually professionals do

1.) cut my hair three separate times in under two weeks, taking at least an inch off each time

2.) just had to talk myself out of piercing my own ears and nose because I'm bored again but I firmly believe that in like four days I'm going to do it anyways

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ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

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you. awe. vawid.

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what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

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it’s so weird how many months start with the letter j. January, June, July, Jaugust, Joctober

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There’s something morally wrong with Pikachu’s mouth. This is a sign of demonic possession and somebody needs to help him. 

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Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil