Everyday I want to sleep but God won’t let me, they/she/he
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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me to my daughter when I take away her yugioh cards for misbehaving: Say goodbye to exodia
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i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault
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the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider
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why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
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when a character is referred to as someone else's dog. you agree
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fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that
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Compilation of people holding things that shouldn't be held, please add more if you have any
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I'm generally of the opinion that trying to resurrect prematurely cancelled shows is like necromancy—odds are they'll come back wrong.
Except for Galavant. Any Galavant revivial will be funnier the longer it stayed cancelled.
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male philosophers have nothing on nine year old autistic girls
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