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the other day I saw a chimpanzee on the street and it started running at me to rip my face off but it happened to evolve into a best buy employee right before it got to me and it just kinda walked off for its shift at best buy as if it never saw me
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and why is he on the bus even!
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That specific sickly, weird, mottled green color that appears when two mirrors are reflecting each other into infinity is so fucking beautiful… I love you weird nasty green of the aether….




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Sperm (and Right) Whale-shaped things from the New Bedford Whaling Museum's gift shop. 🐳
#Whale#Sperm whale#Right whale#Moby Dick#Transparent#Sea creature#Sea life#Object#.png#png#Plush#Blue#Black#Aesthetic#Not all of these are perfect (especially the plush) but I'd assume these are going to be pretty small on a page.#The skeleton enamel pins have outlines because they are pins. They have an outline.#I have the pin and the plush. (The plush's name is Melville.)#I made the .png of the whale for my subsystem's Strawpage. Melville is River my caretaker's “emotional support plush”.#Mine
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>listening to nin
>hear a new layer to song ive relistened to over and over
>"wow i cant believe i never noticed this before! i wonder what kind of synth he used. its very forboding in a specific way only nin can achieve"
>pause song to write post praising nin
>the synth specifically keeps playing despite the rest of the song being paused
>look outside window
>garbage truck
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Violence Unimagined came out today, 4 years ago. (and coincidentally,today was the day I went to see Dethklok live for the first time) Anyways, I wanted to post my various drawings I've done of The Girl but none of my drawings of her are very... good? Regardless, my doodles should suffice. (and I suppose I should mention there's, gulp, naked ladies below the cut!! Its fine it's just her standing there, I dont draw v detailed naked people)
(ofc I've managed to shoehorn mma in here somewhere)
Anybody fw the woobified doodle version I have of her?
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updating his dethklok hate blog
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Fargo (1996) dir. Joel Coen
#Fargo#Fargo 1996#Gaear Grimsrud#Peter Stormare#Mine#Yeah I wanted to post this one too.#God he's so fucking unbearably hot.
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MMA doodles
he's my beloved, but i know he's super fucked up lol, also i just noticed I forgot to include his arm brace thing FUCk whatever too late now.....
should I be posting these on my main or on my mtl alt? Is it poor tumblr etiquette to reblog ur own art, if it's to ur side blog???
#Metalocalypse#Art#Sat here giggling at the ramen cup one for like at least a minute straight.#Also trans Assassin love forever#🐶
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mma but polygons
#(LOUDLY) HE'S IN DETHGAME?!?!??!?!!#Metalocalypse#I bet he's so low poly I bet he'd be so easy to rig .#The cogs in my brain are turning.
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I am the presence
That you will not enchant
Your final sight if you cross my path
I am the demon lord so lower your glance
A razor front and a blade in back
I am the hammer
-Dethklok, The Hammer
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This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
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