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she's a bard. she's a spy. she's a nun. she thinks god is talking to her. she likes shoes. she has a hairless rabbit as a pet. she broke a guy's neck with her thighs. she's the late pope best friend. she's the new pope. she's bisexual.

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Shovel linoprint

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Now. I'm not saying Duncan would have a clear favorite among his potential recruits. But

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People who are able to easily find jeans that fit right in all the places - what's that feel like? Like that's a superpower. Jeans squish my bootie, go parallel to my back, or are a tripping hazard. I can't find one that fits right

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Has Lae’zel ever hit on you in front of a traumatized Mayrina?

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When I was around 16, my friends would say that I was a psychopath because of how I spoke about boys. I'd say things like 'yeah I would totally shoot a death ray at my boyfriend.'

Turns out I'm just gay

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Gosh I love taking the companions who don’t fit well for the quest

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literally insane to me how sera's entire philosophy is "revolution doesnt have to be organized or even particularly coherent. all that matters is reminding the aristocracy they are mortal and the common people that their power is contingent on our compliance" and the game just completely fails to find it thought provoking at all in fact you as the player are expected to find it juvenile and baffling there is no way to even humor her in her beliefs without an added disclaimer that the inquisitor still finds it all ridiculous and isnt really taking her seriously

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those dragon age origins mods that make the characters look like scene girls

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Sure. Let's make designer wolves in a lab, keep them in a glorified enclosure as a vanity project, and say that we are "bringing direwolves back from extinction".

Fuck all the way off.

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Never related so much to a villain as I did to Death in The Last Wish. He looked at this egotistical old guy who ditched his fiancée at the alter and never grew out of his frat boy era and went 'I'm going to take time out of my day to torment this guy specifically.'

Like. If I were fueled by the powers of the underworld, I'd do the same.

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Die temu ad die

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We wouldn't have Shale without the Origins DLC. Didn't really care for the rest much, though.

Legacy was good. Idk why but MotA drains me, I genuinely dislike it. Exiled Prince was a scam and Sebastian deserved more content.

I do think, overall though, Inquisition had the best DLCs. Both JoH and the Descent are my favourite parts of the game in lore, story, setting, combat, characters... UGH I love them so.

Origins DLC: Warden’s Keep, Leliana’s Song, Witch Hunt, The Golems of Amgarrak, The Darkspawn Chronicles, The Stone Prisoner, Return to Ostagar

DA2 DLC: Legacy, Mark of the Assassin, The Exiled Prince, The Black Emporium

Inquisition DLC: Jaws of Hakkon, The Descent, The Black Emporium

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I have yet to play any Assassin's Creed or Far Cry game, but Ubisoft completely ratioing Musk on his own social media site in defense of Hassan is making me want to dump a shitton of money on the gaming company instantly.