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yeah i couldn’t be trusted with a penis id get hard from the way the sun shines through the leaves and everyone would hate me

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woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

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buying a different snack than usual at the store is one of the bravest and most dangerous things a girl can do

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micro-dosing on therapy by smoking a blunt & listening to the tiny god inside my brain telling me to get a fucking grip

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ACTUALLY being silly is one of the greatest joys of life. if you see me in the street meowing back at cats I see and kicking snow piles down know that I am living my best life.

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i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

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When I say I have a priest kink I mean I want to be so sexy I turn a man away from god

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"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them

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hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

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telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

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i enjoy the simple things in life like sleeping, daydreaming, ignoring reality, listening to music, being delusional, recklessly spending my cash, being a disappointment to my family and eating fruits

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i hit rock bottom like every 5 hours

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I actually reached enlightenment but it didnt help LOL

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the reason people smoke is just so they have an excuse to put on a big coat and stand outside doing nothing else. a practice which is lost in todays digital era </3

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Nine Inch Snails

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you know a movie is going to FUCK when its 4pm on a thursday and it just you and four 70 year old women in the theatre