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i want an immersion blender so bad i look stupid

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we've been doing this thing called "hitting the nosferatu" where you hunch your shoulders and walk towards things while pointing with a long creepy finger

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*sniffing you with my antennae* hm. i do not think you are a leafs

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oikos triple 0 and cookie granola and almonds and flax

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drake if he was actually chef: you used to come into my restaurant

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the funniest part of the jason x sex scene post is actually watching jason x and finding out that the sex scene was plot relevant because jason revives at the very same time they were having sex in the room next door and it's implied that jason could sense them having sex while he was cryogenically frozen and it pissed him so much (because he hates sex) that it revived him. if you removed it you would make the movie less funny.

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and lentil potato soup… with spinach and kale and leeks…….. b word……

oikos triple 0 and cookie granola and almonds and flax

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Sparko the dog from Westinghouse 1930s

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The William Steig Video Library (Video, William Steig & Weston Woods, 1993/1985/1984/1989, VHS tape from 1996)

Animated adaptations of four stories from the creator of Shrek. You can watch them here.

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this is literally insane

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The night worker

Photo by George Natsioulis

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