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Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

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Wow I really am out here rawdogging life huh, no prescription drugs no nothing just me, my weed and cigarettes and vaping and liquor and jacking off and eating food and cutting myself and burning myaelf, and gambling, and my coke zero !

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DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE

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if i ever have a stroke, it will be from writing a work email

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“the worst they could say is no” true but while they are saying it they very well could hit me with force lightning like palpatine. From star war

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the only explanation i can come up with for how obi wan missed anakin’s extremely obvious and up front mental illnesses is that he himself is also wildly depressed and just thinks everyone has to deal with this shit

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the king has fired all of his tailors in favor of the clockwork automaton which produces clothes so delicate and beautiful they are invisible to the naked eye

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nothing worse than when the person drawing your blood fails the medicine AND sleight of hand check

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sorry, the homoerotic super robo anime is making me feel things again, i won't be able to make it

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Beginning Artist 🌻

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"Much of the information about Elgabalus is exaggerations from her political enemies." Yes, but I also know half a dozen Tgirls who would immediately start despotic imperial sex cults if they were made empress of Rome at 18.

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This is how my bedroom sound at 3 am

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who would've thought breakcore would be good for working, huh

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reminder

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guys aren't comically getting their red heart covered boxers exposed after they get their pants pulled down anymore. Due to wokeness