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i feel like the knowledge that there are some medical databases with free-to-use 3D scans of various human organs available for 3D printing would have drastically reduced tumblrs amount of bone stealing scandals. plus you can make ones that glow in the dark.

look at my glow in the dark humerus boy

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making a collection

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Go to a furry convention dressed as an 18th century fur trapper. Longrifle, jawtraps, chains, fur hat, big coat made of sewn-together pelts of different polyester neons...

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Obviously not mine but also funny as hell

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misa amane, ai detector

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Today, the Federal Trade Commission launched a public inquiry to better understand how consumers may have been exposed to false or unsupported claims about “gender-affirming care”, especially as it relates to minors, and to gauge the harms consumers may be experiencing. In a Request for Information, the FTC encourages members of the public to comment on any issues or concerns that are relevant to the FTC’s consideration of this topic, including by submitting any written data, advertisements, social media posts, disclosures, or empirical research.

The public will have 60 days to submit comments at Regulations.gov, no later than September 26, 2025. Once submitted, comments will be posted to Regulations.gov. Individuals wishing to submit confidential, non-public comments should reference the alternative submission guidelines in the RFI. 

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Great news guys 🎉 

So if women wear makeup at work we’re “frivolous” and it harms our leadership chances.. but if we don’t wear makeup we are being unprofessional and are deemed less competent.

So we just need to think of a way for women to not have faces and we’re all set 🤔

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Someone else has probably said it better than I am about to, but I think another incredible thing in the new Superman movie is we get to watch journalists doing journalism the right way. (I mean Jimmy's thing with his source is a little questionable, but hell she gave him real information of her own free will and honestly.)

But bigger than that, man was Lois right in the interview scene. She loves Clark and she knows he's a good writer but she also knows he is more than skirting the line with the way he's writing those stories about himself and she asks him hard questions he's not prepared for that make him think about that, he never treats her like an enemy because of it. He doesn't like it, he doesn't like what some of the questions might imply, but in the end I think he realizes that those are the kind of questions someone like him should be asked. She's doing her job, and doing it well.

And we watch the whole team go through all the steps of a decent story, as much as you can do that in a movie like this. No guessing, no innuendo, they do research, they get corroborating evidence, they run the whole thing past an editor, they write it up, they get the draft checked, they're working together as a team, and they put together a dense front page story that gives other journalists something they can confirm and publish with confidence.

I just threw some money at a unionized paper here in town and propublica because of this movie. I think it would be dope as hell if the fandom started giving money to Quality news organizations in honor of Lois Lane.

With NPR and PBS being gutted, local papers funded by local donations are going to be life-saving. Genuinely. Literally. They are going to fight corruption, and if there's anything that actually makes me believe in the phrase truth, justice, and the American way in some kind of idealized manner, it's honest to God citizen journalism and publicly funded press.

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Triple digits?! Triple digits!! If I can get 5 or 6 to shorten my period that’d be amazing but triple digits?! Please I gotta hear what you’re doing 😭🙏🏾✨ 😂

Wand vibrator, a couple hours, snacks/hydration/breaks every 25 orgasms on average.

To be clear not everyone can achieve dozens to 100+ orgasms in a single day but a lot more people can than they think, of any genital configuration

Source: have brought multiple people to 100+ orgasms for personal amusement in my life. My current record is 125.

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oh shit wait brainblast incoming

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“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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Duuude don't question my version of events I'm such a reliable narrator. I'm literally the protagonist and the main character. You can literally read some of my internal thoughts, that clearly means you have complete access to an objective view of my thoughts and feelings and a correct impression of my characterization and the events unfolding around me. I'm not omitting any information from the audience. Nevermind that timeskip just now

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just letting everyone know this post has been cooking for 7 years and it'll finally post in 2028

its so old that when i click edit the corners of the boxes are still sharp

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this is in my history book about prohibition in the 1920s and i’m laughing so hard oh my gooooood

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