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Misinformed my dad with gossip about his coworkers daughter dating someone I went to school with when in fact it is his coworkers daughters Friend. (I knew who each person was I have no idea how I made this mistake)

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I love leaving assignments to the last minute and when the admin people don’t get back to me on whether my extension has been approved <3

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it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

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Who knew how thrilling spending an hour on Google and internet archive trying to find a poem my lecturer only showed us in the form of a picture from a book was when I’m now home from university and can’t access the library could be? Internet archive is an incredible thing

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watch the fuck out. if your freak matches well enough you’ll both disappear like in tetris

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My friend sent “rip donald trump” to the group chat and for an incredible moment I thought he was dead and not convicted on all felony charges.

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i HAVE to be the most mysterious (and fuckable) person in the bookstore

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“shit tier ugly ass elf” is Up There in terms of internet phrases that make me laugh every time i remember them

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In the first week I was going out w my girlfriend her smart watch lit up to show her heart rate had gone up to 120 from 60 in a couple of minutes <3

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Hey, are you aware of the fact that many people in Gaza have resorted to cutting pieces of their tents for scraps for pads? Which as you can imagine isn't the safest option but their only option in most cases. This also applies to those going through postpartum bleeding from giving birth. If you want to or can help:

The Pious Projects - they distribute feminine hygiene kits for people in Gaza! I suggest checking it out yourself but there's various amounts you can give from $5-$1,000 to help make and distribute these kits! They cost around $25 for each kit, but every bit helps. Make sure to share the link even if you can't currently help donate today!

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Controversial Opinion

Potatoes are actually so mid it hurts like please evolve as a species

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my sister got a book for christmas on how to care for tarantulas alongside the tarantula supplies (she's wanted one since she was 8, and she's 15 now) and basically it appears to have been written by an AI.

She realized quickly that the book was riddled with errors, repetitive and badly written, and after some investigation found that it was self published using a website that offers AI tools to "help" you write your book

What a disgrace.

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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ADHD time blindness be like "oh, today is the 30th? that's fine, December is still next month, that's forever away!

...what do you mean tommorrow?"