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So I just finished my New Game + run of Secret of the Mimic, and when I backtracked to the warehouse to get the collectibles for the secret ending, Arnold started straight up SOBBING?? Like this poor man was quietly crying and gasping for air in a locker and I felt so bad for him.

But the weird part is that I've seen absolutely NO mention of him doing this online. Even the videos that compiled his voice lines (including the scrapped ones) didn't include any of that audio.

Surely I'm not the only one who's heard that, right? Did no one else get it on video or find it in the files? Please, if you've heard him do that let me know. 😭

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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

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Was thinking about the TF2 comics again and wondering why in the finale, Medic looked entirely unchanged. Especially compared to the other mercs like Scout, Sniper, and Heavy.

Sniper is going gray, Heavy grew a beard, and Scout is a single father of four, and then Medic doesn't even look any different. It looks like to him, the rest of the comics happened yesterday. And then I realized.

THIS. THIS IS WHY.

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I knew outsourcing all of our banana factories would come back to bite us in the potassium.

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⚡ BATTLE MEDICS ⚡

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did you know that petting me is free? you can pet me anytime and it's totally free

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as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands

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Accept gifts without protest

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Somethings wrong with my Copy of Gravity Falls

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Might have to use a sword to open my treatsies again

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We gotta stop aiming for unique and interesting baby names we gotta start naming every single infant straight-shot middle-of-the-road ass popular common unisex names like Alex and Sam. By the end of 2031 I wanna see 100% of kindergarten children named either Alex or Sam and you know what, let’s make ‘em all Smiths and Johnsons, too. In an age of digital tracking give your baby the gift of total functional anonymity within the panopticon

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kinda old, not the biggest fan of how it came out but still wanted to share it

I LOVE BROMANCE TROPES! JSDHJS

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JOINTS IS PAIN

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trans person: im trans

society: ok

the magnificent african forest buffalo:

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no more humanity for me im just this guy forever: