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duncan and eddie returns starting this sunday, august 17th, with the finale to puppy love!! i hope you're all looking forward to it! in the meantime, you can catch up on the comic on webtoons (or any of my socials)

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i need you all to know the volunteers at the end of dashcon 2 each took a page of the muppet jokers bible home with them as if we were his disciples

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Dashcon Is Resurrected: The Entire Story Of Dashcon 2

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10 True Things that happened at Dashcon 2 but they get more and more niche and obscure

1. The muppet joker was murdered in cold blood, and then KUNGPOWPENIS’d before the musical group *The Musical Interdudes* sung “am I am man or a muppet” in their memory.

2. There was a knighting and failed insurrection

3. Ball pit piss was sold for two dollars.

4. Dashcon 2 raised $7000 CAD for The Canadian Cancer Society.

5. Two different things were left in the ball pit, a red plastic tooth and a paper sign reading “PISS”.

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6. There was a child murder hole beneath Dashcon 2 Staff headquarters that spanned the majority of underneath headquarters.

7. Part of the reason there was so many hand written signs around the con was because the Dashcon 2 printer was (trans inclusive) misogynistic and and would only work when operated by one of the guy staff members.

8. The staff held a party a few weeks after the con and drank Mojitos and The Flavour while WAY too many people were in the ball pit.

9. The prizes for the cosplay competition had hand drawn doodles on them from one of the staff.

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10. Someone tried to sell watches under their coat (supposedly) at the crow exchange and was subsequently banished for their crimes (most definitely).

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11. Staff members independently convinced the muppet joker to consume mustard on cheese pizza as his last meal (MUSTARD CULT REIGN SUPREME).

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Independent journalists of the world UNITE! Do YOU have videos/audio/screen recordings of Dashcon 2 or Virtual Dashcon??

In the name of gathering AS COMPLETE of a picture as possible (because I am but one man and a smattering of crew members), I'm asking for YOUR HELP!

Submit your videos and audio to this Google form and the sound may be featured in upcoming episodes of Return To The Ballpit! (you can also indicate that you don't want your audio used in the episode and just provide it as a reference for my research, and contributers will be credited on the website if they wish!)

I'm especially looking for things from these panels (because I wasn't physically there for those)

- AO3 101

- Nico the Catboy

- Haruhi Suzumiya

- Dashstuck

- Catholicism, Queerness and the Conclave Fandom

- Cosplay Competition

- Internet Archeology w/ Strange Aeons

- Warrior Cats Trivia

- Sexyman Quiz Show

- Trial of a Timelord

- Cancer Transness Neurodivergence and You

- Bloody Heartss Watch Party

- Musicals Trivia

- Idol Showcase

- Ballroom Dancing

- My Immortal Kahoot

- Monsters and Modules

And ANYTHING from Virtual Dashcon!

I'm looking for raw, unedited video/audio, and don't worry if it looks cruddy, or if it's a small little moment. Anything helps fill out the record!

Please reblog and share for reach! (and check out my podcast if you haven't!)

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i actually think its incredibly funny that people can just log on to the internet and get in a fight with a guy in another country. what a privileged time we live in. you used to have to go to war to do that

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so true

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There is a parallel universe where Tumblr is actually a great functioning site

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KFC

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hit da corner

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anyone remember this vine

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hospital

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keep u happy

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prequel to this one. in a better world they have an insane dnd campaign together

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do publishers realize that advertising books using fanfic tropes spoils the experience of reading an original story. stop telling me it’s enemies to lovers and there was only one bed and unrequited love hurt comfort golden retriever black cat timeloop major character death. why do i give a fuck if i don’t know any of the characters and now plus i already know the entire plot of the story. that’s what ao3 is supposed to be for

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