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was having a dream where I was flying a plane and had a head on collision with a bus and it was so funny that I woke up
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Naughty ethnostates who don't complete all their genocide by hometime will have to do extra genocide at the weekend!
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John Milton used to moo you know. he used to say moo moo I need to get milked moo moo milk me now.
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DO NOT fuck evil people, you will get pregnant with an evil baby.
If you are evil do not fuck good people, you will have a nuanced baby.
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Elizabeth Blackadder (British, 1931-2021), Cats on shoreline, 1990. Pencil and watercolour on paper, 17.5 x 19.25 in.
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When carrie bradshaw said your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing
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if i'd've been in that giant peach I would've fucked it and fucked and fucked it and fucked it and fucked it
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OK but I'm honestly not tho?????????

“Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?”
Mathew 6:26
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