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Let’s 8e honest: I am not the one who posts online with extreme regularity craving death.  This is 8ecause I am actually very 8usy.

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Let’s 8e honest: Sock is taking so long to reply to me 8ecause I am completely right.

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It was not 8ecause I was thoroughly roasted online, 8ut 8ecause I was very 8usy, that I did not finish editing my next advice piece. I am trying to make sure it will not 8e taken as immediately inflammatory 8y those less capa8le of reading into su8text.

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If you’ve ever said “she’s too tall” you’re an absolute coward lol

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I wanna be that person who just radiates nice energy like, I wanna be that person who you’ve never spoken to before but you think of me as a friend already. I wanna be that person you feel that you can come to for advice whenever, or someone who makes you feel better by just talking to you. I’m gonna try really hard to be that person.

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How do I delete a post?

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I did not mean to make that large.

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Point made. I have ceased learning a8out memes.

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Okay, so I need relationship advise; I have a red crush on this one guy and turns out! He's my moirails ex... but I mean, I really like them both so... what should I do?

A red relationship is more important for the propagation of the empire, so it seems like it might have more importance in short-term than the moirallegiance. If it comes to 8e collection night, are you capa8le of making your necessary contri8utions to the slurry? Is your life at risk/Are you in the majority of the empire’s colonies? If it is and you are, then your moirail is likely to lose you pretty quickly, anyways. Furthermore, if you’re not a8le to calm their potential anger over the issue, it’s hard to assume that you’re a good match to 8egin with.You should simply start 8y talking to your moirail a8out the issue directly, and see if they have an 8oundaries that you should not 8e crossing. It is okay to 8e casual flirting with your crush in this time period, as long as you don’t set anything in stone, you should 8e fine. Your moirail doesn’t control your red quadrant. Your moirail wouldn’t have to act in a way that is out of their chosen position in your love life.If you need more specific advice, please send me more specific questions, and I would 8e happy to accommodate. 

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D --> Now that tumblr is a functioning again I would like to share this with the public since @omni8us went out of her way to create this 

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What about relationship advice?

That is completely on the ta8le. What do you need help with, anon?

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man, iit really ii2 harder two be a beforan. ii dont thiink ii could handle iinteractiing wiith you guy2 full tiime.

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2cumlord replied to your post: 2cumlord replied to your post: ...

lmao ok ii wiill warn about that next tiime. iill put [bliind] iin front of my repliie2.

That might actually 8e helpful. Thank you.

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2cumlord replied to your post: 2cumlord replied to your post: ...

yeah ii liiterally ju2t 2aiid that.

You didn’t mention 8eing 8lind and you responded to a post I tagged as invisi8le.

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2cumlord replied to your post: I don’t understand why my posts are 8eing mocked...

cant mock what ii cant 2ee 2o youre gettiing off ea2y thii2 tiime.

Not to 8e rude, 8ut aren’t you 8lind? I dou8t you can partake in memetic humor posting at all anyways.

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I am sharing this funny one I found for the Alternians out there.