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my uncle who doesnt work at nintendo told me nothing

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#me

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you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

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ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID????? Kindest regards, 

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got an Idea today. nobody contact me for 2-3 business days. gotta think about my Idea

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em dash = AI is so crazy to me. the em dash is my best friend. i couldn’t stop using her if i tried — and i would never try because i love her.

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fuck with me

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"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

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i love reblogging things i've already reblogged like. y'all are going to see this again

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looking through the nausicaa artbook

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"you have to be your first priority" idk man it depends

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recipes be like step one heat oil

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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i make movie posters and title cards for my RPG campaigns because i'm like Hideo Kojima in the sense that i'm convinced i should be a movie director and i will make that everyone else's problem

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tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

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I be sleeping in the master chief position

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welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning