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here have some AUs as if there aren't enough on your dash already

“i came to the gym to work out but holy god i can’t stop watching you do one armed push ups that’s so hot” au

“this is totally awkward considering before this the only interactions we’ve ever had have been casual nods to each other in the hallway but there’s a huge fucking spider in my bath tub and you seem like the friendly neighbor type please help me” au

“you’re the only delivery person who gets to my house in any semblance of the word fast which is why i keep requesting you but you don’t believe me and tease me constantly about it” au

“okay i get it you’re a great thief and don’t want to go to jail but i’m the exhausted af detective that’s assigned to catch you i stg if you let me bring you in so i can sleep i’ll get you a good deal” au

“okay i get that there are no seats left in this cafe but like i am trying to read here no you cannot have this chair my feet are using it thank you very much please get out of my face now” au

“my parents moved me halfway across the world when we were twelve and before that we were best friends but now i’m back and moving in across the hall from you so hi?” au

“i’ve been travelling a lot and somehow you’re in every single city i go to seriously what the fuck who even are you how are you doing this” au

“we’ve been nothing but friends for our whole lives but then we played seven minutes in heaven on a dare and now i think i might actually be in love with you” au

“ngl i thought you were the weak one of this friend group but your whole life just went to complete shit around you and somehow you’re still acting the same so if you want to be weak you can be around me” au

“my guitarist quit the night before the gig that could mean the big break for a band that i have put my soul into and supposedly you’re really good but i swear to god if you screw this up for me i will hunt you down and slit your throat” au

“it seems we’re the only two people in this class that actually know what the fuck is going on want to team up for this project and ruin everybody’s lives” au

“we started arguing about which hogwarts house this one character would be in and we completely lost track of time and now you’re demanding i take you out to dinner is this a date” au

“i’m the private investigator that was hired by your ex to track you down and you totally caught me sitting outside your apartment in a rental car so hi what up” au

“i came to check out this support group but things have kind of been majorly sucking lately and you were there and i didn’t even know anything was wrong but we’ve known each other for months what gives” au

“i’m the lawyer helping you get custody of your daughter and oops you’re all kinds of adorable with her and also i think she’s growing attached to me is this good or bad” au

“i meant to text the contact one above you in my phone’s contact list for a booty call but i didn’t realize i hit your name until i sent it so now i’m just sitting here feeling those little three dots hardcore judging me” au

“we started dating after months of sexual tension between us but then you moved across the country so now we’re trying to figure out how to make this brand new relationship work long distance” au

“so not to be rude or anything but i’ve been coming to this cemetery at this time on this day every week for fucking years and i’ve always been alone up until now seriously what the hell” au

“it’s the middle of the night and i’m walking home alone in the dark and there’s this guy following me and he’s starting to gain on me and i found this phone booth with a lock on the door and i tried to call my best friend but my hands were shaking so badly i accidentally dialed the wrong number and i don’t even know you but help me” au

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Comfort Prompts

“I’m here, I’m not gonna leave you.”

“Don’t say that you love me more than I love you. Trust me, you are the glorious sun to me, my everything and I love you with all my heart.”

“Repeat after me; I am worthy, I am worthy, I am worthy…and believe it, ‘cause you are.”

“Darling, perfect is just a word. Perfection is impossible and chasing after it will lead you nowhere. Just do your best and accept that the result is good.”

“When the most broken put themselves back together, they become the most beautiful angels. It’s okay if it’s sloppy or if a crack is still left open, you’re even more ethereal to me.”

“The longest and most difficult roads in life end in the best places. Be patient and keep going.”

“So what if the world is complex and overwhelming? So what if you can’t do it all, can’t be the best? Stop focusing on your image and focus on yourself. You have these years on this earth, enjoy them, don’t overthink it. “

“I’m love with your mind, soul and body.”

“The best thing you can do in life is to love yourself and let your passion help others to love themselves too.”

“I know you may feel alone right now but just remember how big the world is. How many souls will love you for who you are. They’re out there, don’t worry. Just get through, explore and you’ll find them. Just don’t forget to find yourself.”

“Can I kiss where it hurts?”

“Hey, it’s going to be fine. We’ll get through this together, hand in hand, okay?”

“It’s all about the little things. Your favorite tea, good stories, sparkly eyes, beautiful skies, the thrill of adventure, passion, the feeling of home. Enjoy them.”

“You’re not broken. Your mind is just built differently, get to know it, have a little chat with yourself. The most complicated minds tend to be the most beautiful ones, just don’t let it use you, learn to cooperate with it.”

“Hey, beautiful, you okay?”

“You’re amazing, did you know that?”

“I think I’m going blind from your beauty.”

“Everyone’s different. Everyone’s beautiful. You’re the most beautiful human I’ve met, and I’ve met myself!”

“Breathe, darling, breathe.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t know that triggered you, I’ll never do it again.”

“Here, I’m going to make you some tea and we’ll watch a movie, that sound good?”

“ Magic is real. It’s not spells and cauldrons, no… it’s more subtle. Like, when the air seems electrified, when eyes speak more than words, when you sense something none of your normal senses detect. If you stop for a moment and look beyond, you’ll find it.“

“I know you don’t want to, but in the end, it’ll pay off. Just breathe, keep your head up and you’ll be fine.”

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tarot prompt list

a tarot card inspired prompt list for all your shipping needs, feel free to use any one aspect of a prompt you wish, or let it inspire you in your own way~

the lovers: love, harmony, mutual attraction;  “I love you so much.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: fluff, soulmate au, confessions, mutual pining

the fool: innocence, playfulness, recklessness; “Let’s go on an adventure!” possible AUs/settings/ideas: treasure hunter au, worrying, games  

the magician: transformation, beginnings, good omen; “I guess today’s my lucky day.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: first meeting, supernatural au, witch au  

the high priestess: magic, dreams, knowledge; “I had this dream, and now…” possible AUs/settings/ideas: visions, sold fortune, magic au  

the empress: passion, ferocity, fertility; “You cannot do this!” possible AUs/settings/ideas: motherhood, protectiveness, villain au  

the emperor: authority, discipline, stubbornness;  “You will do as I say.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: kingdom au, argument, enemies to lovers

the hierophant: community, learning, rituals; “We’ll always help each other out, right?” possible AUs/settings/ideas: found family, highschool/uni au, teacher au  

the chariot: sacrifice, struggle, travel; “I’m sorry… I have to do this.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: boss fight, (assumed) goodbye, traveller au

strength: courage, obstacles, urges; “Together, we can do this!” possible AUs/settings/ideas: slow burn, action movie au, fighting together 

the hermit: solitude, withdrawal, introspection;  “Leave me alone. Please.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: hurt, stranded au, feeling-focused, lost  

the wheel of fortune: optimism, success, luck;   “We did it! I can’t believe it!” possible AUs/settings/ideas: genie au, chance/fated meeting

justice: karma, honesty, decisions; “I don’t know what to do.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: superhero au, dealing with consequences  

the hanged man: suspension, potential, indecision; “I can’t stay here, but I don’t know where to go. I’m stuck.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: prison/ex-convict au, internal conflict  

death: destruction, loss, change;  “I lost you. And it was unbearable.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: stages of grief, new beginnings, ex au  

temperance: communication, healing, moderation; “I’m here for you. You can talk to me.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: comfort, deep talks, hugging, woundtending  

the devil: failure, lust, temptation;  “You want it too…” possible AUs/settings/ideas: desire, nsfw, unrequited love, demon au  

the tower: drama, catastrophe, pride;  “Don’t be like that!” possible AUs/settings/ideas: angst, (post)apocalypse au, break-up

the star: renewal, hope, rest; “I feel at peace.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: star-gazing, lazy days, cuddling, spirit au

the moon: emotion, fantasy, confusion; “That’s rough, buddy.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: fantasy au, werewolf au, late night talks  

the sun: joy, friendship, prosperity; “I’m so happy.” possible AUs/settings/ideas: friends to lovers, love realization, coffee shop

judgement: awakening, resurrection, absolution; “Why did you have to do this?!” possible AUs/settings/ideas: reincarnation au, criminal (au), mistakes

the world: fulfillment, experience, completion;  “Do you remember, back when…” possible AUs/settings/ideas: old age, happy end, fantasy world au

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loser geek whatever // be more chill

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more than survive // be more chill

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And she was truly a puzzle, but God forgive anyone who mistook her for a game.

Sophia Carey (via wordsnquotes)

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favourite outfits ♥ clara oswald

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Person A: what is the meaning of life?

Person B: be crime do gay

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list of dark plots for 2k15 

young and idiotic kids who are completely psycho. it started with them killing their parents because those old timers had to go and they did it, and they have the urge to do it again.

older ex convict who had been in jail for attempted murder but got bailed out meets teen college girl who is literally the poster child for her family

muse a is constantly tortured by her nightmares and muse b is her long time best friend and attempts to help her get better but things go wrong when muse a’s nightmares tell her to kill her best friend, muse b, but muse b is still determined to get rid of the nightmares, and desperately wants to help her. something along those lines.

typical supernatural plot where it’s hunter falls in love with a demon and said hunter goes against everything he believes in for demon girl

detective falls in love with the criminal on the case he’s been working on

two teen age runaways who would do anything to survive 

muse a is a dark angel who must kill muse b before she learns about her powers but ends up falling in love with his target and ends up protecting her at all costs  ( when we plot this out we can decide what her powers are ) 

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the politics of light and dark are everywhere in our vocabulary…psa to writers: subvert this, reveal whiteness and lightness as sometimes artificial and violent, and darkness as healing, the unknown as natural

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me: im a chill person tbh i dont even care

me: is still violently bitter abt something that happened seven months ago

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lindbloom replied to your post: verses ! the revolution’s imminent, what do you...

the ships au tag… i sang that

i can’t blame you,,,,,,,, that song’s pretty catchy *insert eye emoji here*

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Theo James for Vanity Fair Italy

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verses !

the revolution’s imminent, what do you stall for? ( anti-government au ) ☯ food, booze, drugs, guns, and radical politics ( gang au ) ☯ tomorrow there’ll be more of us ( fantasy au ) ☯ there’s a place where we don’t have to feel unknown ( hogwarts au ) ☯ write like you’re running out of time ( university au ) ☯ but i’d kill for that thrill of first love ( ships au ) ☯ find the bad guy, push him aside! ( superheroes au )

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Camila Mendes photographed by Janell Shirtcliff for Ladygunn Magazine.