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Rainbowdash animorphing into a roach <3

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I fully understand that it's more useful this way because most people have no intuition for the mass or volume of aerosols, but it's still funny as hell that the nutritional information of non-stick cooking spray is listed in terms of calories per second.

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If you dont fuck with lancer i dont fuck with you. Hes literally a baby what did he do to you. Die

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we come in peace

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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i have a youtube video about the use of jumpscares in horror games playing in the background while I work, and it reminded me of the single worst jumpscare i've ever experienced, which happened while I was playing a little game I like to call... Google Maps. (you play Google Maps by turning on street view, zooming in to somewhere that looks interesting, and clicking on any 360 photo views that people might have uploaded. i have spent many hours of my life playing Google Maps)

Anyway, spin this guy around to see something that legitimately made me jump so hard that I damn near threw my drink across the room

(more info under the cut if you're worried about what you'll see)

there's a fish very close to the camera

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Hobbits be like

“these are my daughters Marigold, Adelaide, and Cordelia and here are my sons Bongo Dongus and Dumbo”

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as a transfem, neurodivergent artist ill probably get a lot of backlash for this but im opening a cosmic gate and unleashing a horde of terrible worm-like beasts and their hunger will soon consume the entire galaxy

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Any recommendations for a pirate themed system?

DnD and a lot of other games have an enormous issue with player involvement in ship battles where unless you are specialized in operating a ship you dont get to do anything actually effective in a ship battle. Which makes complete sense but also leads to sessions where you might only have 1 player who really gets to do anything interesting beyond basic actions

I know basically nothing about any pirate-based TTRPGs sorry, maybe someone else can help.

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[Impatient Jersey accent] Listen buddy it's NOT fucking complicated. This is literally stuff every living being knows, and you may have forgotten it as a result of being on this earth, but it is literally baked into your system. Pre-life or after death (same thing) is a land of pure theoretical knowledge, complete and perfect, and that state is "God." HERE, right HERE? [tapping on counter impatiently] is our one and only opportunity to experience change. It is our sole exposure to empirical knowledge, which drives CHANGE. God's first act? Eh buddy? Light. That's right. And what's light? That's right, flame made disperse. And what is flame?? It breaks apart molecules buddy, it's fundamental change. That's the whole fuckin point. Life is a rock tumbler and we're here to be changed because out THERE? [gesturing wildly at window, but referring broadly to The Other Side] We don't change. It's not that it's stagnant, because stagnation is a relative concept. There is no "relativity" there. So if we want to change we come back HERE [pounding on counter]. Don't you pinheads get it? We're all God, everything we do is an attempt to understand the Self. It's-- hold on Vinny gimme a sec-- it's not BETTER there, it's just DIFFERENT. God diminishes the self in order to understand the vastness of the self, because it is that CONSTRAINT which produces CHANGE, not dissimilar to how a blank canvas or word document just sits there in its totality, perfect because of its totality, but the moment you say some shit like "Uhh okay you can only use different shades of blue" or "Write about heartbreak" suddenly the creative juices get pumping. That's why we're here on this fuckin planet. So no. I do not have a """recommendation""" for you, but you can't really go wrong with a classic ham and swiss.

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my message to everyone who posts queer poetry is: stop what you're doing right now and gather up all your journal entries and notes app pages and etc because you could put them to better use. become a white rapper. look up some xxxtentacion type beats on youtube. I just really really want to hear this

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i find the letter breast cup system too boring so from this day hence is shall be like this:

spring breeze-class breasts

wanderer-class breasts

emperor-class breasts

calamity-class breasts

divinity-class breasts

human-class breasts

"how do i know which one i am?" your spirit will guide you

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aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

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I think a car should be able to heal from its injuries. Its a living thing.

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my friend and i have been losing our goddamn minds over the photography in this zillow listing and i feel the need to share it with you all too

the lighting??? the fog?? the atmosphere???

this shit is like high art and it's a ZILLOW LISTING . and that's not even all the photos!!! what the fuck!!!

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RPG-style video game where if you keep any item in your inventory for too long it spontaneously moves over to the "Key Items" tab and can never be used, sold or discarded again because the player character has attachment issues.