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Introducing my Deltarune AU...

SpamTenna COPACABANA!!!*

(*now featuring SwatchTon! Yippie!!)

details below:

*Firstly, I recommend listening to the song or reading the lyrics if you haven't before- this AU is HEAVILY based off of the song.

Ok, so. Bear with me (🐻 <- bear with me)

Lola -> Spamton

Tony -> Tenna

Rico -> Mike

Unnamed Disco tender -> Swatch

I know the assignments might not make sense right now but let me cook.

Spamton, a down-on-his-luck Addison, decides to abandon his salesman career and become a showgirl(boy?) at Mr. (Ant) Tenna's TV Time Club.

Tenna is the owner of the club, but also fills in for his bartender, Ramb. He's called out ten days this month already, I wonder what he's up to...

Tenna usually doesn't pay too much attention to his showpeople after he hires them. They're usually indistinct Pippins or the occasional Shadowguy. Bunny ears + Playboy Bunny suit = profit?? someone draw that please please pl-

Oh and the cat Shadowguys are there too. I Guess. Tenna says those are just the furries, don't mind them. They're mostly in the band.

Lanino and Elnina are Tenna's waitstaff, and the employees of the month! Every month...

The Zappers are the bouncers... obviously.

Now back to Spamton- Tenna's interest is immediately captured by this tiny freak. Why is an Addison here? Why is he dancing? Why does he think he can dance? These questions will remain unanswered.

Tenna finds him endearing, and begins talking with him both on and off the clock. Spamton soon replaces Lanino and Elnina as Tenna's favorite employee.

They quickly become friends, and soon, something even more. But the power imbalance of a boss/employee relationship doesn't look so good, so they try to keep it on the low.

It doesn't work. Everyone knows.

While drunk one night, Tenna confesses his love for Spamton. This is way too soon, Spamton thinks. He's not even sure he reciprocates these feelings- weren't they just supposed to be hooking up?

Spamton leaves without responding to Tenna, leaving the man feeling heartbroken and betrayed.

Thinking nothing of it, Spamton returns to work the next day as usual. Tenna was probably just drunk and completely forgot the whole thing already, right?

Or... maybe not. Tenna doesn't talk to him that day. Not once. After a few days of this silent treatment, Spamton finally gives in and plans on talking to Tenna after his shift.

Though that talk never comes. A local mobster, Mike, has been known to have beef with Tenna. And he's back in town.

NO, IT'S NOT MY BELOVED MIKE TRIO. I WILL NOT TAKE CRITICISM. or it can be, if you want it to...

Not even waiting till after-hours, Mike guns down and kills Tenna in his own club. In front of his customers. Employees. Spamton.

Spamton's life is ruined. He hadn't realized his love for Tenna until now. And now it's too late.

The years go by. Club owners, employees, and customers change. But Spamton can't find it in himself to quit his job. He has to make it up to Tenna in some way, right?

Even if it means losing his mind in the process. What's there stopping him from drinking himself to death?

The club has changed hands once again, now owned by Swatch and under the name Swatch's Color Café Club. The showpeople and waitstaff have been replaced by Swatchlings.

Much like Tenna to Spamton, Swatch catches Spamton's eye. He looks familiar, but... no, he's not him. Though why not take a chance anyway?

Spamton quickly befriends Swatch, and their relationship progresses in a healthier way than with his previous lover. Soon, Spamton might even say he loves Swatch... but can he truly love anyone ever again, after what happened?

Spamton can try, but...

He'll never be him.

THAT'S IT FOLKS!!! Hip hop hooray if you've made it this far reading my slop. I don't know if it's been done before, or if it's even good, but I figured I'd just get my idea out there. In the crazy case that you're insane and want to draw or write something for this, go ahead! Lord knows I definitely can't. You can change some things if you want, too.

So, uh... yeah! Let me know if you like it (or even hate it too), or want to see more stuff like this from me! Thanks for reading!

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