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[oncelersonlyone]

Wanna go blow so shit up? *smirks*

slayyy omg uwu yess

[oncelersonlyone]

If you are seeking real, crisp Onceler fanart, here. All credit to the artist, I'm just pointing out how amazing it looks and I love it! The shading of the art, and the expression is just so spectacular and done really well! It's just so wow

HERE IS 😌😌😌😌❤️‍🔥🙏🙏 I'm satisfied

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Check out my profile on Wattpad, I'm Onceler’s_bbg https://www.wattpad.com/Freida007?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_profile Hellooo! I'm just a girlypop here, reading Onceler x reader stories bc I'm a simp- Anyway, I'm mostly active on Wattpad, but my stories literally take months to launch and they are kinda cringe 😬. Well anyway, we're all just a bunch of people, no one's perfect. (Sorry y'all that's literally what I...

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Family conversation

Bro it's ur casual family conversation when your parents think ur weird as a Onceling

Mom: Oh (Not gonna reveal my name) Who is this Onceler guy anyway? Me: Mom it's none of ur buisness! Dad: (Not gonna reveal my name), Can i check ur search history? Me: Oh uhmm, no- hehe Dad: Ok, *snatches my computer* (not gonna reveal my name), what is this?! 'Onceler hot pics' 'why is onceler soo hot' Me: NOOOOOOOOOO *casually my younger sister pretending to listen to music, but she is listening in*

[oncelersonlyone]

Me when I look at my Onceler pics on Pinterest:

The Lorax is my dad:

The Barbaloot at the front left is my mom:

Pipsqueak is my sister being inspired:

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Hey Once-ler Its me Evil-ler

I can't believe our song biggering got replaced, really represented u, Evil-ler, instead im stuck with how bad can i be

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the onceler x the lorax slow burn mpreg - Chapter One - The Forest (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/1344131109-the-onceler-x-the-lorax-slow-burn-mpreg-chapter?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Freida007&wp_originator=gQbWgRYqeI0c%2FFOkvnGRrFYQqgpYpxrYM hehey d2IsJMID%2Fz2OshkWNJ%2FuNo7V%2BSnFTwksQ%2BCVMA%2FaQCHXYYBbawIyvf0mxSa0igY4VVvFu5LCeWh4zV8K3D2JOpw5AuRQvL%2B im not okay                love this book sm!

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Thank you @hikikoghosti and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!

Whole reason I like Onceler:

That seductive table crawl is just-

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Onceler X Fem!reader Oneshots! - Sick!Onceler x Caring! reader (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/927046617-onceler-x-fem-reader-oneshots-sick-onceler-x?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=Freida007&wp_originator=xAO%2F5lB52SpsK2l2zuVNhRksYbxOyXmcqsSaj8MMOUMqNhqclfCKIhVeHdRtAPs9wH2NhvlDUBrolDNaqEnaFdwEe%2BX%2FGfTpJHF7eiwWqsyOgJc9f2yKLRPRQZVZTLla bitches be like: Oh My GoD tHe OnCeLeR fAnDoM iS sTiLL hApPeNiNg?¿ I'm bitches 

Yall this is soo good yall better read this!!

[oncelersonlyone]

Sorry!

Hey my followers! I'm sooo sorry I haven't been posting! I was busy with school and I kinda forgot to entertain ya'll! I'm sorry and I'll try to post atleast twice a week!

[oncelersonlyone]

Oncie or Onceler?

Would you prefer Oncie before greed, or during How Bad Can I Be?

Oncie is a cutie patootie but he is still sooooo fine-

Reblog, or tell me in the comments!

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I am so proud of every achievement you have achieved! I believe in you!

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Fav song?

What is ur favourite song? My favourite is biggering-

Reblog this or comment!

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And I'm excited daddy¬

[image description: a looping gif of the onceler, crawling forward onto a table until his face almost touches the screen. there are people in the back singing along with him, and the text “time for sex” is edited onto the top of the gif. end i.d.]

tomgreg when they

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I'm a Oncelut for daddy¬

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YES. JUST: YES