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Waxing philosophy and poetry with friends whike eating hello kitty Ramen
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This blog is a Mothman SAFE ZONE, if you hate Mothman GET OUT OF HERE!
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Trad cath burger King
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lol
#right underneath the easy to remove -steal armor- panels are plastic#it's not a car bomb#it's a polygonal pipe bomb on wheels
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The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.
> define 'balmy'
Balmy means "pleasantly warm."
Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.
Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!
> observe night
The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.
> resolve temperature discrepancy
You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.
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He looks like lunch meat
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Stop trying to add a 5th button to the dash! Fuck! It's never gonna work! This is like the third time we've tried group shit on Tumblr too, group chats flopped
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Remember when it was dudes reading subreddits?
remember when everything on YouTube was skits
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one time I got in a twitter argument I didn't really have any investment in so I drew an mspaint doodle of myself as christ on the cross and for some reason that didn't deescalate the argument
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what were they on in 2022
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