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hmmm im under attack by air based funny
ID: Orange and white tabby laying on his side looking up into the air with big black baby eyes
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Humans are so cute because what do you mean we created stories around the concept of the indomitable human-spirit and named him Superman
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Hi smeemo do you wanna be friends? -Dracula
woah.................. the real dracula.............. its an honour sir. will you be smeemo
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hmmm can i have delicious? its not my slop though...
ID: Orange and white tabby laying down looking at a plate of pasta with big almost completely black eyes
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Do you have any tips for time management?
I usually don’t know what day it is
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i give this pets five beans
ID: Orange and white tabby laying down and being pet on the back, he is enjoying it so much he is kneading the air and spreading his paw out
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cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)
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you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you
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hmm you're not thinking of taking me off the balcony right?
ID: Orange and white tabby sitting on a balcony right next to a sliding glass door
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