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Well look what happened when he raised his own son

Garp keeps leaving his grandkids with bandits and then is pissed when they show up as criminals lmaooooo

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I keep seeing modern au Sanji being a chef and stuff, and I love it but I think the fact Oda said he'd work at a beauty salon is a missed opportunity, dude would be getting fat tips from all the cougars

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something my coworker's 3 year old did the other day, glorious ( ' ')b

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Killer said it's time to get up and stop using his socks

He’s having a hard time, maybe you should help him 🫣

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Here is a gif of Bucky  Old man Ace

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i think about this scene too much

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SANJI and ZEFF clip, One Piece Live Action, 2023

"it's called imagination, but yeah, i wouldn't expect you to understand"

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LMFAOOOO THIS IS SOMETHING LUFFY WOULD DO 1000000000%

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One Piece Headcanons: Whitebeard Pirates Edition!

Okay so after seeing Foz's amazing art of Whitebeard in pearls that they drew for me, my friend Angel was like "I'm starting to feel like pearls are your style." Which got me wheezing because pearls are definitely a Foz art staple but also pearls just happen to be my favorite so I'm always like "oh yes bring on the pearls" so I guess we're both pearl enthusiasts. ANYWAYS what this all means is I had a cute and fun conversation with @aifozu and @itsthefandommash about the Whitebeard Pirates and pearls and I wanted to share!

Situation: A look at how pearls relate to the Whitebeard Pirates. Characters: Pops, Marco, Ace, Deuce, Thatch, Izou, Vista, Rakuyo, Namur, Haruta, Jozu

The Whitebeard Pirates have a monopoly on pearls. No one quite understands why but they buy them up like crazy. They pushed very hard to get an island that was technically under Marine protection to become a Whitebeard Territory, which was unusual in of itself. Most of the time islands begged them for protection. It wasn't until after it joined the long list of Whitebeard Islands, that people understood. The island was known for its pearls.

When a new member of the crew joins, they are bought to a large chest and told to pick at least two. When it's opened, most are not overly shocked to see it stuffed to the brim with pearls, every color and size imaginable. Whitebeard Pirates are known for it, afterall although no one really knows the significance. New members see how many Whitebeard Pirates walk around with pearls, clearly it means something to the crew.

No one says anything when a newly minted member selects two, digging carefully for a very long time to pick their perfect pearls. Nor does anyone breathe a word when someone else swipes the first two from the very top without a glance. Or when someone grabs a handful, or two, or even more. At least two is vague, but Whitebeard remembers what it was like to have nothing. Even if treasure never amounted to much for him personally, if someone takes more than their fair share of pearls, no one says a word. They understand what it's like to want.

After the newest nakama chose their pearls, they are told that one is to be given to Pops. They are led to his room, and when they step inside most gasp with surprise. It's a huge room, obviously, to house such a large man. But it's also covered in strings and strings of pearls. There are tiny hooks in the ceiling that the pearls are draped over, others dangle down the walls. His room is covered, one pearl for every child. More than a thousand pearls, all in one room. It is always a sight to behold.

"Why pearls?" People wonder. And only nakama are ever told. We are all children of the sea and pearls are made by the sea. Pops never wanted for treasure, but pearls always held a special place in his heart. So, the Whitebeard Pirates have pearls.

When a new nakama drink a sake cup and become family, many are proud to have their very own pearl shining on a necklace, or a bracelet, or an earring. Others might have it sewn into their clothes and still others have it hidden away in a room. Everyone shows their love differently and every type of love is accepted. They are family and they are loved.

Whitebeard Pirates and their Pearls

Marco

Blue pearl necklace, on a gold chain. His belt also has a few small pearl accents.

Ace

It was hard for him to pick at first, but he finally settled on a black pearl. He didn't wear the pearl at first until someone made him a thin jute rope bracelet, the black pearl woven in. Now he wears it with pride.

Thatch

Has a large brown pearl set in a gold ring. It goes on his middle finger but he rarely wears it, usually preferring to have it on a chain under his shirt. But when they go on shore leave he makes sure to put it on.

Izou

His "first" pearls were a lovely purple that he made into earrings. However nowadays he has every color of pearl with every accessory. He has to match whatever he's wearing, afterall.

Vista

Wears a silver-white pearl on a hat pin in his top hat. Sometimes people try to poke fun at him until he pokes back with his sword and they shut up. He likes his hat pin very much, thank you.

Rakuyo

Wears a gold pearl that dangles from one of his hoop earrings.

Namur

At first Namur didn't wear his. He felt too awkward about it, too out of place maybe. Even if the Whitebeard Pirates accepted him, accepted fish people in general, he still felt apart for the first few years. After becoming 8th Division Commander and seeing the love the crew had for him, he felt comfortable enough to showcase his pearl. It's a shiny grey and as his webbed fingers prevented a normal ring, he had it embedded in his middle finger. (A little bit to match Thatch, but don't tell him, it would go to his head.) It's subtle and not many people notice. But Namur does and that's all that matters.

Haruta

Powder green and he wears it on a fancy brooch. It matches his outfit perfectly.

Jozu

Still keeps his in his room. He had chosen a large, lumpy off-white pearl for himself. Sometimes he takes it out to hold it and rub a thumb across its textured surface. It calms him.

Deuce

A light blue, he wears it on a leather bracelet.

Pops

Would laugh at the question. He has over a thousand pearls, why does he need one of his own? The classic white pearl, set in silver on a ring on his finger says otherwise.

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Whitebeard Pirates Headcanons: Division 4

Everyone loves and hates division four

Thatch is a master chef and only a few of his division actually help him cook. He has a lot of pride in his cooking and it brings him joy to see his brothers enjoy his food.

The majority of division four who dont cook have varying expertise that relate to food such as nutritional knowledge, knowing how to find and prep food for Thatch to utilize, etc..

The nutritional experts frequently work alongside division ones medical specialists to create meal plans for people with special needs.

In their free time division four, led by none other than Thatch, love to pull pranks on their fellow brothers. They are usually pretty harmless, water buckets over doorways, leaving nasty smelling objects in rooms, things like that. Occasionally they team up with division two to pull bigger pranks.

Marco,Izo and Haruta usually get the most pissed off about the pranks

The only golden rules are that no one uses food for pranks because that's a nonsensical waste of sustenance and Pops is off limits.

Pops is amused by his son's mischievous endeavors

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Visiting family~

Luffy is 40 in this, so that would make Sabo 43 and Dadan 76.

I think that Sabo and Luffy still got some growing in them to go, given their genetics and also the way people grow in this show. As such, they’re both like,,, very tall in this version.

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i was studying but found this meme on twitter so i had to partecipate duh

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How in the actual FUCK is BUGGY

SIX FOOT FUCKING THREE

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Is he mad? Impressed? Who knows? I'm too busy making a pair of spaghetti mittens <3

Sanji and I on a date except instead of eating the noodles he made for me I'm knitting with them <3

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Sanji and I on a date except instead of eating the noodles he made for me I'm knitting with them <3

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Saw the third Thor movie where they cut Thor's hair and ngl I keep thinking about Heat and Killer with either short hair or undercuts cause they would def look good