Ofimes. They/them. The blog was made in 2013 and at this point I cannot emotionally make myself modernize it. This is my personal time capsule :) The blog's mascot is my late Green Anole, named Dimitri.
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What the ICE Agent sees if they try to raid a church

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WITCH 🫵🏻

Friends: Do some D&D art! Me: Like this?
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I need more pics like this
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yoooo guys these wings my dad made look INSANE i can’t wait to try them tomorrow
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EMERGENCY COMMISSIONS!
COMMISSION INFO/SHEET HERE!
so yeah a fake commissioner scammed me and it got so bad that my bank is closing my account.
Rules and info about commissioning me are on the sheet! Please read it carefully if you're interested in commissioning! DM me if you're interested!
If you can't commission, then REBLOGGING/SHARING IS ALSO GREATLY APPRECIATED!!
Even Rainfall has Shadows Masterpost has been temporarily relocated to here. Thank you for your patience!
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Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
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i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist
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i love wikipedia and i think it is good and right to give them money but all their funding drive messages are “well… we’ll be killing ourselves tonight. we asked so little of you and yet it seems that simply nobody cares about lil ol wikipedia anymore….sad…”
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therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.
cunt dracula:
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Me but when I had to draw the straight lines to catch the fish with my bare hands on the wii version
Me, starting the fishing game in Okami: this is delightful, how do I not have the fishing trophy again? It's so zen and mindless, I could do this all day. I think I understand the draw of fishing irl???
Me once I get to the bigger fucks that take 3 tries AND reverse course every 2 seconds like they're a new driver trying a 3-point turn: ....ah.
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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op turned off reblogs but I want this forever
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