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A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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can’t wait for s3 of iwtv to be lestat talking about the saddest most upsetting and disturbing trauma things happening to him back when he was just a slutty confused country bumpkin manbaby with a heart of solid gold and a penchant for the stage. gonna grind my soul to dust

and THEN smash cut back to 2024 vampire rockstat, bad eyeliner, crying blood, draining a cokehead, screaming in his car, makeup all over, he’s on the betterhelp app at 3am, he’s fucking up your hotel room, he’s wearing THAT?!! he’s crawling around on stage in a david bowie suit w no shirt under it faking an orgasm, he’s listening to sisters of mercy, he’s wearing his murder choker and the wedding ring from his ex, he is On YOUR RADIOooo ooo it’s the duality of (inhu)man, baby

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also in s3 i DO think louis is gonna witness the majority of lestat telling his story but can u imagine if he didn’t and Daniel was like sending him audio files

daniel: louis! got another session coming your way buddy

louis: listen, it…it took me three weeks to get through the magnus one. it was so painful ti hear about that happening to him—

daniel: oh yeah, awful. this one is a little bit lighter though. it’s about his mom.

louis: well that doesn’t sound quite as fraught—

daniel: you a big Sophocles fan, louis?

louis: what

daniel: do you like the greeks???? louis?

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i grieve with you

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my heart is for you (so give yours to me)

twt • insta • rednote

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say what you want about penelope but i think we should commend her for behaving pretty normally about her crush on colin. when colin got a crush on penelope he immediately descended into madness

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imagine mourning the idea that your crush could ever like you back and then one night at a ball he crashes the marriage proposal you're about to receive, chases down your carriage, climbs in and gets on his knees talking about "PLEASEI I NEED HYOU SO BAD I CANNOT STOP TJIMKING OF YOU IT PLAGUES MY DREAMS I ONKY THINK OF YOU PLEASE PLEASE PELSSE PLEASE" then makes out with you, finger bangs you, and asks you to marry him

all within like half an hour . colin bridgerton needs to be in jail

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actually hilarious that colin bridgerton returned to london absolutely determined to be in his slut era. he said if there is one thing i am it is a whore. and then one (1) kiss with penelope later he was like neverMIND i am a MARRIED MAN i am MONOGAMOUS life is about LIFELONG PARTNERSHIP ACTUALLY

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Absolutely hilarious to me that the ton is gonna be speculating on why and how Penelope and Colin ended up engaged and there’s definitely gonna be some entrapment/pity rumours going around but the actual truth of it is that Colin chased a carriage down, fell to his knees and went “please please please please please please please”

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