onlybecauseimawkward

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Just got a baffling survey from Google rewards

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mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

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u know that feeling when you’ve just showered, you get in to bed, ur room is clean and tidy and u just feel safe and soft and everything is okay

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if i feel an emotion one more time im gonna snap

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do you ever see a post that makes you go “i fucking hate that” and then “better send that to my best friend”

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candles are how we keep fires as pets

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Let’s get him some luck

credit

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where’s that gif of chris hemsy standing w his booty popped and looking over his shoulder and nodding please i know it’s somewhere it looks like this

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Am I doing this right? u/ElusiveDuckling

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At least you get half a can of soda.

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i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that