onlymikeschmidt

[onlymikeschmidt]

I already got your advice, I just know you don’t have flavoured tampons

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

Right. Okay. Bye

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

Please, I’ve been raised for this type of stuff.

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

Fuck off you guys do NOT have flavoured tampons

Your fucking vaginas actually eat your tampon? Like what?

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

I’m sorry what? They have flavours?!!

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

Yeah, pads and stuff, just in case.

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

That’s fair, hope it goes well.

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

I’ll get her those but I mean like..’girl’ stuff..

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

That’s a lot-..

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

Sure, yeah!

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

I know I just don’t want to embarrass her or myself

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

No I mean..’girl’ stuff..

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

Alright so, im going shopping for girl stuff for Abby,

What the fuck do I get?

[onlymikeschmidt]

Genuinely happy, I finally bought Abby this robot thingy she’s been wanting.

She’s in a dinosaur phase.

[onlymikeschmidt]

so needy 4 u!!!!!!!

Interesting..you willing to beg?

[onlymikeschmidt]

Please make me a mother, Abby really wants a sibling and I’m great with kids. Pretty please? With two cherries on top? I’d look really good pregnant. I want a baby with you so bad. Idk if you can tell but I’m 100% ovulating rn. I have a stable job that could help provide. Come on… I know you want to. Well, no I don’t, but babies are so freaking cute. K, I love you. Bye :)

Oh my god? You really want to have my kids?

Pretty interesting, how you most likely couldn’t handle my cum flowing inside you.