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psychoanalyzing the gender/identity dichotomy between ice skating and ice hockey and coming to the more objectively correct conclusion that ice hockey is rooted in motherly feminine behavior of protecting the nest and that ice skating is about masculine peacocking of one's own physical prowess in seeking a mate

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I’m still cackling about this 😂

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I heard you guys wanted the line brawl but with romantic music

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Like, you'd think teams would be able to do something about ovi standing at the spot at this point. It's been 19 years and he's as gray as a wolf. That old man's hips gave out 3 years ago and he's still gonna put up 30, half of which are gonna be from the top of the circle on the power play. Top of the circle power play goal from Ovechkin. Sun rose in the east today i'm guessing? Oh, and it's gonna set in the west, too, I bet. Entire hockey players have been born trained and drafted in that time and we still don't know what to do about that fuckass yellow skatelaces refrigerator-sized piece of dubiously sourced Russian beef just standing in his little spot with his little stick in the air. But that's just how it be on this bitch of an earth

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Oh God, the Old Men are doing Yaoi at center ice.

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insane graphic LMAO

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wholesome family content

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stlouisblues Easy as pi

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Tarasenko saying “f*ck you* with his whole chest lives rent free in my head lol

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My pitch for a new line of special jerseys: replace the logos with beanie babies

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“Colton Parayko tells @Panger40 he’s pumped to have former defensive partner Jay Bouwmeester in the house today in Edmonton: ‘Gotta have a good performance for him.’“ (x) 

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HELP

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It’s always about the battle of Alberta and never about the threesome of California

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The ritual lives in the NHL

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Mini Perron scores - PIT @ STL intermission - Mar 17, 2022