oopsguessshequeer

[oopsguessshequeer]

BRAVE KING

[oopsguessshequeer]

An ongoing list of the recent “Tumblr Men”:

- the legendary pirate Blackbeard (1680-1718)

- the first man to ever have to come out as straight

- Jonathan Harker from Bram Stoker’s 1897 novel Dracula

Next I predict we’ll be obsessing over Jonas Salk, inventor of the polio vaccine.

[oopsguessshequeer]

our flag means death this, pirates of the caribbean that. have you all forgotten about muppet treasure island

[oopsguessshequeer]

I’m under attack

i love old people

[oopsguessshequeer]

[oopsguessshequeer]

[oopsguessshequeer]

[oopsguessshequeer]

our flag means death + reductress headlines (3/?)

[oopsguessshequeer]

no words. many thoughts.

[oopsguessshequeer]

our flag means death + reductress headlines (1/?)

[oopsguessshequeer]

our flag means death + reductress headlines (2/?)

[oopsguessshequeer]

its actually kind of funny to think about the fact that stede didnt know he was gay. because bestie ur whole crew is. im like 98% sure lucius has tried to suck stede's dick at least once. everyone's limp wristing all over the place. you're flying pride flags baby. queer people flock to each other. who else is "uncomfortable in a married state" and leaves their rich wife and kids to be a pirate. literally only gay people. what did you THINK you were doing stede.

[oopsguessshequeer]

presented without comment.

[oopsguessshequeer]

[oopsguessshequeer]

Our Flag Means Death Reductress headlines (1/?)

[oopsguessshequeer]

I am unwell

[oopsguessshequeer]

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time