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hey man everyone loved how convenient and easily forgettable you were on earth. u were the least inconvenient person out there. my buddy told me you were super helpful and nice and didn't take up any space and just slid away from their mind as soon as they stopped looking at you. it was really impressive how little of an impression you made on anyone. sucks that it didn't save you man.
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how it feels to drive a prius on the interstate surrounded on all sides by huge trucks

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Umberto Eco, who owned 50,000 books, had this to say about home libraries:
"It is foolish to think that you have to read all the books you buy, as it is foolish to criticize those who buy more books than they will ever be able to read. It would be like saying that you should use all the cutlery or glasses or screwdrivers or drill bits you bought before buying new ones.
"There are things in life that we need to always have plenty of supplies, even if we will only use a small portion.
"If, for example, we consider books as medicine, we understand that it is good to have many at home rather than a few: when you want to feel better, then you go to the 'medicine closet' and choose a book. Not a random one, but the right book for that moment. That's why you should always have a nutrition choice!
"Those who buy only one book, read only that one and then get rid of it. They simply apply the consumer mentality to books, that is, they consider them a consumer product, a good. Those who love books know that a book is anything but a commodity."
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I sacrifice a can of beans for your hoard, oh great ddraig of Wales offical.
Ooh beans
Ddraig's hoard grows
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In the same way I need men to stop acting like they couldn't possibly learn to clean and cook because their parents never taught them, I am gong to need women to stop acting like they can't possibly learn to hang a shelf or change a tire. You have YouTube. I believe in you and your ability to learn simple tasks instead of saying you "need a big strong man to do it, teehee!"
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and the fucked up thing is, sometimes you either try and experience things in your life while shit is really really really bad, or you die without ever getting a chance. whatever you live is your life. even if you spend all of it waiting for things to get better.
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The real problem is that after 2012 when the world didn’t end, everybody and their mother went around trying to nudge it along. Now we have 6 different apocalypses going at the same time
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let’s see if there really is someone out there for every pokemon. reblog and tag your favorite unpopular/cringe/whatever pokemon that for whatever reason no one but you seems to like or even talk about really. mine’s qwilfish 🐡
❌ UNPOPULAR POKEMON LIKERS ONLY. GET OUT OF HERE IF YOU’RE GOING TO SAY MIMIKYU/EEVEE/ETC. ❌
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my relationship with gender? we're divorced
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Being autistic is weird because I think I'd be entirely entirely immune to the maddening effects of witnessing an Elder God but learning that barnacles are arthropods rather than molluscs nearly gave me an existential crisis
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this is from a "manipulation advice" video and it's just so fucking funny to me. why didn't I think of responding to insults like this
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