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Victor Zsasz wears doc martins in episode 7 of the first season of Gotham, absolute diva

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Why is it a primal urge to make a knife out of a candy cane? Like it’s just an urge that I have to follow

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Hey, so what do you do if you gaslight, gate-keep, girl-boss too much and accidentally have your 7th grade teachers AP US history teachers obituary?

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Ok Listen, JUST LISTEN FOR LIKE HALF OF A ZENOSECOND.

Y’all know how Hannibal and Alana were on a relationship while Mr autisticy man was vibing sadly in jail, WELLLL.

BOY DO I HAVE A THEORY FOR YOU

so in season 1, Alana came over to wills house because will heard noises (wall noises are absolute peak), and Alana kissed will. Right after will scrambled on over to Hannibal and told him, I DONT THINK THAT LEFT HIS MIND.

So while the consequences of Hannibal’s actions were plaguing him, he thought of that moment, and looked at Alana, THE ONLY LASTING TOUCH HE HAS OF WILL.

THINK ABOUT IT. So Hannibal’s husband is in jail, and one of the people he kissed is not only a pawn in Hannibal’s game, BUT A WAY TO FEEL A PART OF WILL WHEN HE IS IN JAIL.

And now I can hear the flames of three damned(BUT OPOSSUM RANGLER, WHY WAS HE STILL WITH HER WHEN WILL ESCAPED)

I’m gonna give you a word, LEVERAGE. Hannibal was using Alana to put doubt into her and about Hannibal’s whereabouts THROUGHOUT the FBI

So, there you go you hungry gremlins, my first post is nothing but chaos

Prost my mentally ill fannibals