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no tumblr purist virgins its not recreational drug use im very ponderous and serious about it *angry mob still approaching* please! its for my autism! *crowd pauses* "self diagnosed?" uh yeah.. *someone with a bluey pfp* "so you dont have a perscription for the devils lettuce?" uhh uhh *holding up my hands like the jurassic park meme* PLEASE I HAVENT FUCKED IN YEARS,, IM ONE OF YOU I- *the mob obliterates me* *someone with a cute pink pokemon pfp holds my head on a spike* *they debate weather to throw my weed in the toilet or surrender it to the police*
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It sorta feels like a lot of liberal type people really want to cling onto this idea that there's some "good country" that perfectly lines up with their beliefs and so they cling on to some false idea of Canada or Scandinavia or Aotearoa or whatever, as if all of those countries aren't all full of their own atrocities.
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if cities are vampires then small towns are ghosts i think. cities constantly hunger for fresh blood, but the blood that sustains a small town is an old and dried stain that you can never entirely scrub out. a city will feed on you, but if you truly want to leave, it can't keep you. a small town will follow you anywhere. it lingers like a chill at every threshold. once it has you, it has no intention of ever letting you go.
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Me trying to sell my art at cons
From The Killer Whale's Comfort Penguin by PAKA, jyahwa, and hawaii
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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.
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