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you're lucky lol I'm freezing over here with 10°C weather and rain... I do love it though so no complaints on my part

lol well I'm glad you have more healthy weather, somebody in my town died from heat stroke yesterday. Trust me, you DON'T want this heat

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Sick again, but that's just because of the heat 😭 it's over 100 degrees where I'm at, and I feel so nauseous from it. Feel ready to croak lol

Only good thing about being southern is the accent, a lot of people like the accent lol, but fuuuuccckkkk is it hot around here in the summer 😭

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OMG LOL those were absolute bangers

XD thanks! ♡

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Okay, last one for today because I've got a busy day ahead (uni stuffs and bday)

What do you call a lonely cheese?

Prov-Alone.

Hehehe nice XD

Where do you learn to make a banana split? Sundae school!!! XD

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore.

What do you call a belt made of watches??? A waist of time! XD

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What did the cake say to the fork?

"You want a piece of me?"

lol XD good one!

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bruuuuh I was gonna reblog your buddy's very wrong opinion and say something funny like "it takes a true writer to pay someone to write something for you" BUT IF YOU PAY SOMEONE TO WRITE SOMETHING FOR YOU THE THING WILL AT LEAST HAVE SOME SOUL IN IT

Getting AI to do stuff for you not only makes you a useless pile of gunk, IT ALSO ONLY MAKES USELESS PILES OF GUNK T~T

This pissed me off more than it should have...

lol I get it, really, I do. It's really fucking annoying tbh. Sorry for the late response, it's late and I'm tired lol I'm struggling to think of a reply.

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This guy I know was like "it takes a true artistic genius to use AI to make proper art"

Wha- bitch??? I dunno how to express how fucking stupid that is 😭😭😭

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People I know IRL be like "omg how do you type so fast???" Lmao that's the secret, I don't 😂 bitch I have tourettes remember? My fingers don't always cooperate with me very well, so I use speech to text a bunch

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Omgggggg x-ray tec is so cool!!!!! Rooting for you ^u^

I'm getting a bachelor's in animation and end of semester project deadlines are fast approaching so... safe to assume I'm currently merely a shell of my former self LOL

lol thanks, I'll be rooting for you too!!!

♡♡♡

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Bro I've already masturbated three times today. Why am I so horny 😭

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sorry for being late, tough day at university today

anyways

LOL those are bangers

Why did the hipster burn their mouth?

Because they drank their coffee before it was cool

Okay, another one

Victor Frankenstein signed up for a bodybuilding competition. When he got there, he realised there had been a grave misunderstanding.

This one I actually got from tumblr so you might've heard it before lol

Lmao the Frankenstein one is good XD I haven't heard that one before

And it's okay being late, your education is important. I should be starting college soon, taking GED classes, then I'll get a diploma, then I'm going to go into radiation and become an X-ray tech.

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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!!! XD lmao

What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites!!!!! XD lol

My humors broken lol XD

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Dude I see guys saying shit like "who dis pussy belong to?"

Bruuuuhhh i don't even have the balls to say hi half the time. And I could be talking with someone for over two months and still be too shy to ask for a nude, even though I've probably sent a ton of my own 😭 they'll say something like "you can ask me for nudes, y'know?"

Like, yeah but I'm not, I think too much.

I'm too scared of upsetting anyone.

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You really should stop smoking, how am I going to keep telling you bad jokes if you die of lung cancer?????

Jokes aside though, you really should stop smoking

I knoww but I just know I'd be such an asshole from the withdrawals, assuming I decided to quit cold turkey style, and every other way of quitting costs a bunch of more money than it would cost to just keep smoking. I'm going to have to wait till I live alone and have a steady income. 15 year old me was an idiot.

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I really should quit smoking, but that shits expensive to do

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Boobs.

That's it, that's the post.

Boobs.