optimizedlemons
optimizedlemons
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optimizedlemons · 2 days ago
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optimizedlemons · 3 days ago
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these two little weirdos mean the world to me <3
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optimizedlemons · 3 days ago
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optimizedlemons · 3 days ago
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have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup
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optimizedlemons · 3 days ago
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I drew these all like two weeks apart from each other
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optimizedlemons · 4 days ago
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wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?
i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .
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optimizedlemons · 4 days ago
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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optimizedlemons · 5 days ago
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told my mom my cat had a cold and she asked the most important question
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optimizedlemons · 6 days ago
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optimizedlemons · 6 days ago
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whatever.
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go my Starwalker
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optimizedlemons · 6 days ago
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Nothing Doing no. 44
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optimizedlemons · 6 days ago
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i love the fun gang!!!!!!
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optimizedlemons · 6 days ago
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Replaying Chapter 3 and lost my mind at ts
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optimizedlemons · 8 days ago
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optimizedlemons · 8 days ago
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me at the blood deli: uhhhmmm ill have ummmmmm
blood cashier: bro just order
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optimizedlemons · 8 days ago
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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money
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optimizedlemons · 8 days ago
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7-26-25 Hired
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