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"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal
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im not instagram story posting im engaging in a ontological discussion of the quotidian through avant garde didactic text accompanied by curated imagery
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i have been
experimenting with having a rat tail
eating fruit
sitting in the sun
smoking cigs on the roof




i love posting on tumblr once every few months to remind my mutuals i didnt die
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i love posting on tumblr once every few months to remind my mutuals i didnt die
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hey thats my butt






Car wash fundraiser for Tboy Wrestling
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grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.
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>censors all existing data on trans healthcare
>orders a study
I'm sure this will be completely unbiased
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