orathearsonman

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some of this year’s artfight attacks so far!! these ones are of @liramic, @orathearsonman (and friend,) @xricecakesx, and @shionaster’s lovely ocs!

I’m team fossils btw but am 100% also down for friendly fires

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latest attack against @xricecakesx’s rice and axel. spoiler alert; axel gets exploded (he’s probably fine)

attack me here :)))

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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the silliest dearest fluffiest boy for my silliest dearest fluffiest friend blackberrycobbler on artfight

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first attack o’ the year !!!! @esmeraldablazingsky’s lai lai and zhur attack dog chiyue

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artfight tomorrow time to explode

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I think I'm gonna make objectum/anthropomorphic objects the controversial growing fandom dujour in RttS on the scale of the modern furry fandom, which as been fragmented into oblivion by the existence of real animal people and biomods. there can be objectum conventions. they will have religious protestors that the congoers make fun of. Robotfuckers and robolimb transhumanists are a major subset of the larger objectum community that are constantly trying to distance themselves from the people who think spray bottles, buildings, and trains are sexy but the general public equates them all under the same "weird object perverts" label. Aeromorphs are obnoxiously common sonas. People are making 10 foot tall exosuits of their big titty plane woman characters to show off at conventions. Does this make sense. I have no idea if it would come up in the comic but I'm being tormented by visions. Reply with your objectsona, mine is a little molded glass canning jar with fruit printed on the lid and contents that vary based on my mood. No anthropomorphic traits, fully feral inanimate.

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Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.

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ML of revolutionary princess eve taking over the empire and freeing all the slaves simply because he wants to marry the princess is so funny to me

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poking around at some of the changes Laiyan’s design should reflect post-story! I finally have a short-haired look that I think still reflects zhur aesthetic and cultural sensibilities. and fanciness.

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ZHUR SWAG STRIKES AGAIN

poking around at some of the changes Laiyan’s design should reflect post-story! I finally have a short-haired look that I think still reflects zhur aesthetic and cultural sensibilities. and fanciness.

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On conservation and survival

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guys guys there's more fics in the ao3 tag now 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️ 👁️👁️

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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for some reason MULTIPLE high schoolers have tried to shoot their shot w me today and im like. firstly i don’t date. secondly, despite the not dating, i’m functionally engaged. and thirdly and most damningly you are barely older than my kid sister holy shit do i really look that much like a teenager still

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so terrariapilled i automatically try to magic mirror back home from hit locations such as: Grey Labyrinth from Slime Rancher 2 or 20 Blocks Away from my House in Minecraft