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Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

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a lecture

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i love/hate tumblr because you can say “some people are so intense about their lawns like ok grass guy. do you eat the grass? are you the straw man?”

and everyone in the notes will be like “i actually only take really good care of my lawn so that the grass is good quality when i eat it to become a man of straw”

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nobody understands me

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Bonding

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

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any of you ever stand with your hands kinda touching together sorta like this

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this reddit thread of living your silliest life is so so good

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this rules

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Honestly Jinx doing her “the villian finds redemption in death” trope so that Vi can have the “selfless hero gets the girl” trope, reserved for the straight cis male lead is so real of her.

Honestly Jayce doing the selfless “you were always perfect” speech and sacrafice combo to Viktor and dying with him instead of living on as the hero trope, which is reserved for the (usually gay) side character when he’s literally the image of the masculine main character and still got Superhell’d is so real of him.

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hammerposting again because guys. we need to talk about this scene more

like. not just because it’s the girlfailure duo and i love them, but also because it makes no sense for them to win that fight

vi is a skilled boxer and could beat the shit out of multiple adults on a bridge even when she was like 15 and didn’t have superpower gloves, however. she’s within a 50 yard radius of jayce so now she has an iq debuff of 50%

and jayce?

JAYCE HAS ZERO FUCKING TRAINING. HE’S A SCIENTIST. THE BIGGEST FIGHT HE’S BEEN IN IS HIS FIGHT WITH BISEXUALITY AND HE LOST THAT ONE TOO

THAT MAN HAS NO EXPERIENCE WITH ANYTHING AT ALL AND THEN HE WALKED INTO A HEROIN FACTORY WITH A LESBIAN AND A 7 FOOT TALL HAMMER THAT SHOOTS LASERS, OF FUCKING COURSE HE SHOT A KID. WHO TOLD HIM ANY OF THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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i was drafting a post that said “a single boba tea can replace up to two meals if you are pure of heart” and the reason i didn’t post it is because as i was typing those words i got so dizzy i felt like i was being abducted by aliens