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[orchestralchatots]

Ohh. Why did they name a skool after fruit?

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What is BBA? Bad Box Art? --Sonny

Ah...it stands for Blueberry Academy. It is a fancy school off the coast of Unova

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Corviknights do it here in Galar. I don't see why you can't do the same for the people of Hoenn?

Do you think I could get more allowance if I let humans ride on my back and fly them to places they want to go?

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Dad's elec...el...electrical puns might fall a little short, but his heart's in the right place!

Any electrical puns?

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Watch out for those, I hear they're pretty stunning.

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[Image ID: A shoutot holding up a camera at himself. His earthy grey beak is way too close to the camera. A grey-and-yellow Chatot is photobombing in the back zooping his neck upward in a fruitless attempt to try and eat a flower out of a vase.]

You're right. I evolved a few decades ago. But I was a chatot at one point in my life.

orchestralchatots asked:

We're both chatots here! Well, my son is, I'm an evolved form known as a Shoutot. Yes, our breed of Chatot evolves, unlike those colorful Sinnohan chatots. And we can type and speak too!

Signed, Pepper

YOU ALL NEED TO STOP MESSING WITH ME!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHATOT ???

[orchestralchatots]

Good question...

orchestralchatots asked:

We're both chatots here! Well, my son is, I'm an evolved form known as a Shoutot. Yes, our breed of Chatot evolves, unlike those colorful Sinnohan chatots. And we can type and speak too!

Signed, Pepper

YOU ALL NEED TO STOP MESSING WITH ME!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHATOT ???

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They're willing to employ us in their day to day jobs. Also, Sonny says they have cool toys. He likes the "flying diamond thingies" - i think he means kites.

There's a lot of people saying super mean things about humans! But humans are super cool!

This is a positivity post about humans! Reblog this post with something you like about humans!

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It must be a weird coincidence. I'm a Shoutot and use he/him.

orchestralchatots asked:

Do you wonder if Rookidees will eat the goat again like they did last year? --Pepper S.

oh, that's gotta be a case of multiversal differences- it was a flock of murkrow over here, haha. lovely to have the confirmation that the gogoat exists in multiple universes though :) I would have felt really stupid if it was, like, localized to mine alone for some reason.

anyway, I'd prefer arson, but I'll happily take other forms of destruction!

(also, hello fellow pepper. this is a little weird and disconcerting I'm not gonna lie because you also have the same last initial as me. are you secretly another me or is this just a weird coincidence, lol)

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Nah. You've just got interests. You can't fault a tropius just for liking humans. Or wishing they were one.

I can't say how many kids in my school never stop talking about so and so or whats his face. Tomo this, Gen that, et cetera. It just makes you an individual, Pokemon and People alike are allowed to have fascinations.

Am I weird for asking people what their favorite thing about humans are?

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oh ive seen this online, its leet speek. Dad helpd me with this. What was it again... Oh! The 1 is I or L, the 3 is E, and the 0 is O.

S33mz n0 0n3 3v3n car3z f0r my dub10uz b3hav0u1rz th3s3 dayz.

1'll sh0w y0u! 1'll sh0w y0u a11 mwhuahahahahahah X3

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Theyll never knew what hit them!

orchestralchatots asked:

what if u prankd alola with anothr reegins specialdy? like, sammiches or pokiblocks? --sonny

Ooooooooooooooooooh

Clever :3

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In order to commit war crimes, there has to be a war...

Yeah I didn't know Ghetsis didn't serve in any wars.

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Ohhh... Yeah, I got one of those Anonymous askers who said that too.

I was ...not aware this Ghetsis fella never served.

He's not lying technically, he really isn't wanted for war crimes

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I ... Are you sure at least one of those first ones aren't war crimes?

He's not lying technically, he really isn't wanted for war crimes

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Well, what is he wanted for then?

He's not lying technically, he really isn't wanted for war crimes

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Becus you like each other so much!

orchestralchatots asked:

Have you asked your special friend about the image yet?

My... special friend? If you mean Sentret, I already talked about Them.

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No, not them! Your friend in the picher! Tommo!

orchestralchatots asked:

Have you asked your special friend about the image yet?

My... special friend? If you mean Sentret, I already talked about Them.

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You should have done your research. Certain plants are toxic when consumed. I would have thought you knew that...

Stomach finally stopped hurting. I'm not doing that again.