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When you get a comb stuck in your bangs, don't cut it out yourself. In hindsight, just don't fuck around with combs. Transformation sponsored by @ali_allen

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got a 92 in bio 0130 when the competitive grade I needed was a 95 🚮

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This is my beautiful beardie Rosie and her moods: content and not content. #beardeddragonsofinstagram #rescuelizard #adoptdontshop Read more below for some dragon education: . . . E: Bearded Dragons (Pogona vitticeps) are native to Australia and change the colours of their "beards" to communicate with one another and signal emotions. The tops of their bodies also change colour, as one individuals colour can shift across a gradient of light-dark in response to their surrounding temperatures. While colour of the tops of their bodies may change rapidly, the patterns will remain mostly constant through their lives. Their bellies and beards however can change from a range of colour AND pattern in less than a minute. More nerd info to come, feel free to skip these cold blooded paragraphs and simply enjoy the pics if need be😌 Ps. Thank you to our sponsor @nerd_of_awesomness get a better insta username 🙌

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Yes, he's not technically allowed to have slushies, but he sure could've picked a better place to sit, and ya he was my responsibility but I'm just his Aunt so leave me alone #tbt (at Howie's Pizza)

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@hello_artists

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The Whiskey Jack's were talking shit (at Sibbald Lake Campground, Kananaskis Country.)

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John pitched a tent for me lol #views #septemberlong (at Priddis, Alberta)

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Looking so in love when really the T3s had just hit me #postoppede #loveyouforrealtoo

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tfw you work each darn night this weekend and it's only Friday #darn #noweekend #nofilter #madserverhair ###

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Your local @earlswesthill bartender has a case of the pre-shifts blues, but you, YES YOU, could come get drunk at her bar. Wow what fun ! And such a great plan. (at Earls Westhills)

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How I feel when looking back on vacation 🌴 (at Sandos Caracol)

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Too busy being cool and collected to be a stressed wedding photographer (at Sandos Caracol)

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Too much tequila, nothing a little pool nap won't fix (at Sandos Caracol)

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kiko butterfly bra