Hello, I am Greg from Finance at The Order of Imperium, if you haven’t heard that name before… GREAT! We’re supposed to be unknown in order to sucessfully take over the world some day.
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Welp, our manager just shot my co-worker, Gregory.
On the plus side, this means he won’t steal my yogurt any more.
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Apologies for not posting as much lately.
It has been a busy week for the Order.
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Before I began working at the order, I never knew how bitchy King Arthur could be.
He keeps demanding bread, and I'm just there like "You don't need food, you're immortal." and then he just steals the crisps from the breakroom.
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Fun fact: secret government surveillance through webcams is only fun when anyone's on the other end.
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Just realised I forgot to ask the question. Bugger.
Note to self, ask boss why we keep hiding messages in TV shows.
Guess it isn’t a note to self anymore… fuck
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Order Trivia: Queen Taylor the 1st of England is also King Taylor the 6th in the Zalcor galaxy.
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So, on Saturday, I’ve been asked to fill in for the Webcam shift, can’t wait.
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This is the reason we hide aliens from you.
They’re too infuriating to be seen by anyone living.
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Guess it isn’t a note to self anymore... fuck
Note to self, ask boss why we keep hiding messages in TV shows.
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Note to self, ask boss why we keep hiding messages in TV shows.
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Deep from the Archives
The Order asked me to archive some of their old finance reports onto a virtual database and found a report for the highlighter coverup.
Basically, in the 50′s, when the government had to file reports, they often highlighted the important words so that the dumb presidents didn’t get bored by them.
Turns out, one of the interns (who is constantly called “Fribble” in all official reports) in charge of doing this accidentally used what they called “a Black Highlighter” to do the important terms. Even worse, the intern did this to the only copy of the document they had. This is where The Order comes in.
President Ronson paid us £10 to circulate that the important info that the intern accidentally hid was actually just a way to obscure important information. This only cost the order £2, so they at least made profit from this.
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Introduction
Hello, I am Greg from Finance at The Order of Imperium, if you haven’t heard that name before... GREAT! We’re supposed to be unknown in order to sucessfully take over the world some day.
I contribute to our common goal by managing their finances, where the budget can go, who can we buy, is it cheaper to replace them with an android etc. You can’t just hide the fact that a member of the Budderflies (yes, those Budderflies) without spending a dime.
Work has slowed down recently, so I decided to just create this blog in order to give me something to do. Why tumblr? Surprisingly, it hasn’t been wiped yet, The Order considers this place a non-issue, so they won’t notice that I’m running this place and fire me... or worse.
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Wow, I’m surprised The Order hasn’t wiped this website yet.
Neat.
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